Reticulating equines...
Buckin' apple trees...
Sewing dresses...
Breaking an academy record...
Making it about 20% cooler...
Reading books...
Writing to Deprestia...
Loading party cannons...
Talking to animals...
Asking repetitive questions...
Waiting for the demo release...
Readying the baguettes...
Getting one more season...
Flirting with the grim reaper...
Oh pony!
Repairing toasters...
Adding dots to the lines...
Declaring [REDACTED] best pony...
Arguing about best pony...
Blasting wubs...
Opening loot boxes...
Asking for a download link...
Initiating YeeHaw...
Trying for foal...
Is this a game?
Soon™