Text extracted from Sleuth Applejack



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--- Event EV002 (2) ---

It was a dark and stormy night...
[Extra] [The name's Dick Applejack.]
[Extra] [Private Investigator.]
[Extra] [That means ah' find things ponies lose... And lose things
[Extra] ponies find.]
[Extra] [Some ponies say ah' got too into them Colt Python
[Extra] detective novels.]
[Extra] [Maybe,]
[Extra] [Maybe...]
[Extra] [But I'm still the best darn detective in town.]
[Extra] [I had a case. The biggest case of the century, even.
[Extra] But the scales on their eyes were too thick, they all
[Extra] thought I was just playin' a game. Nopony was willin'
[Extra] to hear me out 'cept for...]

[CHOICES]
  1: Fluttershy
  2: Pinkie Pie
  3: Rarity
  4: Twilight
  5: My conscience [SOLO] [CHALLENGE]

> BRANCH FOR: "Fluttershy"

[STATE] Variable 1 = 1 (w/ Fluttershy)

> BRANCH FOR: "Pinkie Pie"

[STATE] Variable 1 = 2 (w/ Pinkie)

> BRANCH FOR: "Rarity"

[STATE] Variable 1 = 3 (w/ Rarity)

> BRANCH FOR: "Twilight"

[STATE] Variable 1 = 4 (w/ Twilight)

> BRANCH FOR: "My conscience [SOLO] [CHALLENGE]"
--- Event EV004 (4) ---

[Extra] [A nice ol' apple pie and a darn good cup of coffee
[Extra] can go a long way round' these parts of town.]
[Extra] [Rainbow Dash. Even if everypony else insisted on
[Extra] ignorin' the issue, sendin' useless letters or
[Extra] what-have-you, you could always rely on good ol'
[Extra] Rainbow to back you up.]
[Extra] [Like that one good cop in uh, Colt Python : The
[Extra] Velvet Glove. Now THAT was a novel.]
[RainbowDash] "So what's going on again, cowgirl? Did you like. Find
[RainbowDash] a cult. A pony cult that lives in a bunker or a cave
[RainbowDash] or something so we gotta go down ourselves and then,
[RainbowDash] like."
[RainbowDash] "Like I'll be like 'ALRIGHT I GOT GOOD NEWS AND I GOT
[RainbowDash] BAD NEWS' and you'll be like what's the good news and
[RainbowDash] I'll be like 'THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I GOT A PLAN' so
[RainbowDash] you'll be like okay what's the bad news..."
[RainbowDash] "And I'll be like 'I'M THE BAD NEWS' and then BOOM.
[RainbowDash] Then we'll FIGHT our way in. We'll save the kidnapped
[RainbowDash] ponies, but then we'll get double-surrounded. And you'll
[RainbowDash] be like 'how are we gonna get out of this one.'"
[RainbowDash] "So I'll be like 'WE'LL FIGHT OUR WAY OUT' and then
[RainbowDash] double-boom. I put my sunglasses on. And then we do
[RainbowDash] that and we win and get a medal and stuff."
[Applejack] "Nah. Ah' mean that MIGHT happen but I don't think
[Applejack] there's a cult."
Applejack tip-taps some of the Rainbow Mix™ onto her food. 
Seven colours of magic, spice and everything nice. It was certainly a visually 
appealing sauce.
[Applejack] "Now lookie here, whaddya' notice about the sauce?"
[RainbowDash] "It's me if I was a sauce? The green kinda looks
[RainbowDash] weird, though."
[Applejack] "Pre-cisely. The green ain't right! I think they're
[Applejack] skimmin' a little something something. Dilutin' the
[Applejack] formula. Cutting corners... Maybe the whole operation's
[Applejack] rotten."
[RainbowDash] "Awh, come on AJ. I *work* at the Rainbow Factory!
[RainbowDash] You know I wouldn't do that."
[Applejack] "You do? I thought you were just on the weather team.
[Applejack] Huh! Well maybe ya' can shed some light?"
[RainbowDash] "Oh uh, I.."
[RainbowDash] "I mean yeah, totally. I'm in the Awesome Department.
[RainbowDash] Where they make awesome. I'm quality control."
[Applejack] "Rainbow."
[RainbowDash] "We have  THREE shifts working around the clock to make
[RainbowDash] pure, concentrated AWESOME. I'm responsible for making
[RainbowDash] sure every batch met the HIGHEST standards before it
[RainbowDash] went out. Yeah, I'm something of a hotshot."
[Applejack] "Right. So why's the green washed out then?"
[RainbowDash] "Supplier issue."
[Applejack] "It's a Rainbow Factory, ain't it? Thought it was uh,
[Applejack] made in house or something."
[RainbowDash] "Applejack. Listen. You're not a pegasus! You just
[RainbowDash] wouldn't GET it. Which is fine. I don't get dirt,
[RainbowDash] even though I stand on it all the time. You just
[RainbowDash] gotta stay in your lane sometimes, dude."
[Applejack] "Ah'm gonna investigate this case in greater detail,
[Applejack] with or without your help. So your co-operation would
[Applejack] really be appreciated, partner."
[RainbowDash] "Awhh, c'monnn. Hey. Don't be like that. There's
[RainbowDash] way cooler cases out there."
[Extra] "Not really. Pretty quiet week for this town all things
[Extra] considered."
[RainbowDash] "You're being really difficult right now."
[RainbowDash] "Okay, fine. Whatever. Moonday next week, I'll give
[RainbowDash] you a tour. Kay'?"
[Applejack] "Eh. Nah."
[Extra] [Gives them time to clean house. I better come swingin'
[Extra] tomorrow morning. Catch them with their wings unpreened.
[Extra] Got cloudwalkin' potions prepared and everything.]
[RainbowDash] "*Nah*?"
[Applejack] "Nah. Don't feel like it. I'm gonna do things my own
[Applejack] way."
[RainbowDash] "I'm trying to help you here, you know. I just personally
[RainbowDash] think it's stupid! Who cares?"
[Applejack] "You personally ARE stupid."
[RainbowDash] "Oh. My. Celestia. Fine! Whatever! I'm not your mom!"
[Extra] [I'll have to hoof it alone then.]
[Applejack] "It's nothing personal, sugar. Nothing personal..."
[Extra] [Cloudwalkin' spells AND cloudwalkin' horseshoes. 
[Extra] Prepared as I'll ever be. This is a smaller Rainbow
[Extra] Factory than the ones they have back at Los Pegasus
[Extra] or what-have-you...]
[Extra] [But that just might mean they're more lax with
[Extra] their security. Seems like a nice place. Better
[Extra] figure out its deal.]
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[Extra] [A nice ol' apple pie and a darn good cup of coffee
[Extra] can go a long way round' these parts of town.]
[Extra] [Poor, poor Fluttershy. Perhaps the only innocent
[Extra] pony in this mess here.]
[Extra] [She's sweet as a Fuji. Or maybe a Gala. Or maybe this 
[Extra] delicious apple pie here.]
Applejack tip-taps some of the Rainbow Mix™ onto her food. 
Seven colours of magic, spice and everything nice. It was certainly a visually 
appealing sauce.
[Fluttershy] "... You put hot sauce on apple pies?"
[Applejack] "Don't knock it til' you try it."
[Applejack] "Now lookie here, whaddya' notice about the sauce?"
[Fluttershy] "It's a rainbow.."
[Applejack] "Closer..."
[Fluttershy] Fluttershy leans in.
[Fluttershy] "It comes out in seven clean stripes without getting
[Fluttershy] messed up?"
[Applejack] "Huh. I suppose that's pretty peculiar."
[Applejack] "But that ain't it. The green! It's completely desaturated.
[Applejack] Can hardly see it at all; back in my day green was, well, 
[Applejack] green! Like grass."
[Fluttershy] "Or your eyes."
[Applejack] "Right."
[Fluttershy] "Maybe it was just a bad batch? I don't think anypony
[Fluttershy] would sabotage your Rainbow Mix™."
[Extra] "Fluttershy, you ain't know this city like I do."
[Fluttershy] "City?"
[Extra] "I think this goes all the way to the top, Flutts."
[Extra] "And by the top ah' mean the sky."
[Extra] "Like the factory."
[Extra] "Where the spice is made."
[Extra] "But also the top as in the bureaucracy n' management
[Extra] and all."
[Extra] "It's a double whammy."
[Extra] "Ah' checked the batches. Ah' looked around. Ah' snooped.
[Extra] I'm sure of it. Tried sending them a letter. They didn't
[Extra] respond. I get weird looks at the market... They're watchin.
[Extra] Listenin'. Schemin'."
[Fluttershy] "Are they listening right now?"
[Applejack] "I dunno. Maybe!"
Fluttershy glanced around in wonder.
[Fluttershy] "Hello."
[Applejack] "Fluttershy."
[Fluttershy] "I just wanted to be polite."
. . .
[Fluttershy] "I don't understand. Did you want my help to write
[Fluttershy] another letter?"
[Applejack] "Not gonna help. So I got some cloudwalkin' potions 
[Applejack] cooked up from Zecora."
[Applejack] "Gonna go up there and ask some questions myself. 
[Applejack] Find proof that they're skimming a little something 
[Applejack] something from the formula or somethin'."
[Fluttershy] "Do you want me to come?"
[Extra] "Might be nothin'."
[Fluttershy] "I know."
[Applejack] "Then we'll set course to the Rainbow Factory tomorrow
[Applejack] mornin'."
[Fluttershy] "This is so very high up..."
[Applejack] "Weren't you born here?"
[Fluttershy] "Yes. And I was born so very high up. But I appreciate you
[Fluttershy] including me in this."
[Applejack] "Heh, well, you're the only pony who believed me."
[Fluttershy] "I believe lots of things. Like... butterflies are
[Fluttershy] good. And naps."
[Applejack] "Those are good things to believe."
[Fluttershy] "Thank you."
[Applejack] "Now let's get movin', daylight's burning!"
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[Extra] [A nice warm apple pie and a darn good cup of coffee
[Extra] can go a long way round' these parts of town.]
[Extra] [Good ol' Pinkie Pie was a lot of things. One of them
[Extra] bein' one of the best bakers to ever grace this place.]
[Extra] [Always wondered if she could do a better Apple Pie
[Extra] than an Apple. Prolly' not. Home field advantage and all.]
Applejack tip-taps some of the Rainbow Mix™ onto her food. 
Seven colours of magic, spice and everything nice. It was certainly a visually 
appealing sauce.
[PinkiePie] "Applejack you're pouring too much!"
[PinkiePie] "Applejack?"
[PinkiePie] "Applejack."
[PinkiePie] "Applejack."
[Applejack] "Sorry, addin' more than usual for demonstration
[Applejack] purposes."
[Applejack] "Now lookie here, whaddya' notice about the sauce?"
[PinkiePie] "That you added too much."
[Applejack] "Pinkie."
[PinkiePie] "I really don't think I can let this go, Jackie!"
[Applejack] "Please don't call me Jackie."
[PinkiePie] "Duly noted! Anyway! The green! It ain't right."
[Applejack] Applejack points. "You said ain't."
[PinkiePie] "I'm very impressionable so I sometimes pick up language
[PinkiePie] tics from other ponies."
[Applejack] "Uh-huh. Anyway, right, the green, it just ain't right."
[PinkiePie] "Right."
[PinkiePie] "It could just be a bad batch! We get those all the
[PinkiePie] time; it happens! Oh, oh! Did you want a *refund*?"
[Applejack] "No I don't- actually. No yeah, I do want a refund. After
[Applejack] ah' prove that they've been cutting corners. Or that
[Applejack] they're waterin' down the formula. Or buyin' cheap 
[Applejack] off-season rainbows."
[PinkiePie] "I think the rainbows are made in house?"
[Extra] "I'm no rainbowologist or featherhead, I don't know
[Extra] how rainbows are made."
[Extra] "Either way, I looked around. They're all like this.
[Extra] I'm SURE it has to be sabotage. Question is, WHO
[Extra] benefits?"
[PinkiePie] "Well, whoever's selling the cheap substitute, presumably."
[PinkiePie] "That was maybe a bit obvious. Sorry. Continue."
[Applejack] "Exactly. Follow the bits. Could be a middle-mare. 
[Applejack] Could be from upper-management. Could even be done on 
[Applejack] the factory floor. Maybe the whole operation's rotten
[Applejack] from skin to core."
[PinkiePie] "We should break in and do detective work and fight
[PinkiePie] anypony who tries to stop us!"
[Applejack] "Ah' like the way you think!"
[Applejack] "Hopefully it's just some ponies who strayed from the
[Applejack] right path a little and need an earful to sort em' out.
[Applejack] I got some cloudwalkin' potions, we'll head off tomorrow
[Applejack] morning."
[Applejack] "Rainbow Factory should do tours, from what I remember.."
[PinkiePie] "Hime-Sama Banzai!"
[PinkiePie] "It's SO cool to be able to stand on clouds! Usually
[PinkiePie] I need a hot air balloon or a crank-powered plane or a
[PinkiePie] thousand balloons or a catapult or helium inhalation
[PinkiePie] to get up THIS high for THIS long!"
[PinkiePie] "WHAT do we do if we get surrounded?!"
[Applejack] "Then we fight our way out. Mix things up a little."
[PinkiePie] "What if we get DOUBLE surrounded?"
[Applejack] "We ain't gettin' double surrounded, calm yerself'!
[Applejack] Though we might fall off. Be careful 'bout that one."
[PinkiePie] "Falling to your death... It's the silent killer."
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[Extra] [A nice ol' apple pie and a darn good cup of coffee
[Extra] can go a long way round' these parts of town.]
[Extra] [Rarity. That dame's too well dressed for this part
[Extra] of town.]
[Extra] [Well, she wasn't wearin' anything. But if she was
[Extra] she'd be too well dressed. Like them fancy folk up
[Extra] in Manehattan.]
Applejack tip-taps some of the Rainbow Mix™ onto her food. 
Seven colours of magic, spice and everything nice. It was certainly a visually 
appealing sauce.
[Rarity] "Still brooding?"
[Applejack] "I ain't broodin'. I'm thinking. It's what detectives
[Applejack] do."
[Rarity] "Detective? You're an apple farmer who's read six
[Rarity] novels."
[Applejack] "Seven. The new one came out last Sunday."
[Rarity] "Of course."
[Applejack] "Now. Look at this sauce. What do you see?"
[Rarity] "The green is washed out and the colours do not 'pop'.
[Rarity] Rather like a watercolour left in a window for too long.
[Rarity] Not entirely unlike those DREADFUL municipal banners they
[Rarity] put up during last Founder's Day."
[Rarity] "I told Mayor Mare. I said, 'Mayor Mare, periwinkle reads
[Rarity] as grey at a distance'. She smiled, nodded and did
[Rarity] nothing! Where were you for that crime? Or for any crime
[Rarity] of fashion?"
[Rarity] "Believe me, my dearest Applejack, I understand your
[Rarity] line of work more than you could possibly comprehend.
[Rarity] A crime against aesthetic is a crime against me."
[Applejack] "See! You get it! You see that they're sabotagin' 
[Applejack] the formula to cut costs! They're waterin' it down!
[Applejack] The whole operation's rotten skin to core! It's only
[Applejack] gonna get worse if we let em' set this precedent!"
[Applejack] "And you know what? It's just a domino effect from
[Applejack] there. Today it's sauce. Tomorrow? It's apples.
[Applejack] Ah' can hardly stomach the thought of it. Why would
[Applejack] ANYPONY intentionally make their product worse?!"
[Rarity] "..."
[Rarity] "You've been spending an awful lot of time with 
[Rarity] those Detective novels. I'm a fan myself, the exploits
[Rarity] of Colt Python are well written, and his pursuit of
[Rarity] truth is nothing but admirable."
[Rarity] "And there's nothing wrong with a bit of escapism,
[Rarity] darling, only - have you considered that perhaps the
[Rarity] subpar green might be... a product of a bad batch? A
[Rarity] supplier's issue, perhaps? Poor storage techniques?"
[Applejack] "Nuh-uh. I checked a ton of bottles. They all got this
[Applejack] issue. I'm gonna go up there, ask some questions, snoop
[Applejack] around if I gotta, and get to the bottom of this."
[Rarity] "I see... I assume you wish for me to accompany you?"
[Applejack] "Yeah! Ah' got some cloudwalking potions and everything.
[Applejack] You're good at talkin' to ponies without souls and all."
[Rarity] "Mmmmm."
[Rarity] "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
[Applejack] "I'm gonna need more than a 'mmmmm'."
[Rarity] "I'm thinking."
[Rarity] "Oh, fine. I'll help. If an industry truly is 
[Rarity] gutting themselves, that reflects quite poorly on the
[Rarity] rest of us. It would be nice to purchase some dyes while 
[Rarity] up there, too."
[Applejack] "Now you're talkin'! We'll head off towards the
[Applejack] Rainbow Factory tomorrow mornin'."
[Applejack] "Rarity? You here?"
[Rarity] "I'm *still* here, darling. I did not teleport
[Rarity] away. Because I don't know how to teleport, mind
[Rarity] you."
[Applejack] "Gah! Little warnin' before you sneak up on a mare
[Applejack] like that?"
[Rarity] "I understand that my coat blends in quite well with
[Rarity] the clouds, but I had assumed my eyes or mane would
[Rarity] give me away?"
[Applejack] "You'd think so but not really. Everythin' looks
[Applejack] confusin' and odd, so seein' purple n' blue doesn't
[Applejack] exactly snap me back into focus."
[Applejack] "We're gettin' distracted, let's get goin'!"
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[Extra] [A nice ol' apple pie and a darn good cup of coffee
[Extra] can go a long way round' these parts of town.]
[Extra] [Twilight. She had a horn that could stop a clock and
[Extra] probably a bunch of other stuff. She was a good girl. 
[Extra] Kept to herself. Good taste in books. Not as much
[Extra] appreciation for the best ones. Like Colt Python.]
Applejack tip-taps some of the Rainbow Mix™ onto her food. 
Seven colours of magic, spice and everything nice. It was certainly a visually 
appealing sauce.
Twilight follows suit, being much more conservative with her
application.
[Applejack] "Now lookie here, whaddya' notice about the sauce?"
[TwilightSparkle] "Shrinkflation. It used to be five bits for 300ml.
[TwilightSparkle] Now it's five bits for 275ml, ALONGSIDE a downgrade in
[TwilightSparkle] quality. I've sent them several letters, but they never
[TwilightSparkle] reply!"
[TwilightSparkle] "I like to think that the mail got lost on the way
[TwilightSparkle] there, or that they're writing a very thoughtful
[TwilightSparkle] reply that goes into the intricacies of why such 
[TwilightSparkle] measures were necessary."
[Applejack] "Yeah! See, you get it. Now, what about the quality
[Applejack] is off to you?"
[TwilightSparkle] "The taste just doesn't hit the same and... well, it
[TwilightSparkle] feels a bit runnier than usual. I don't like that. 
[TwilightSparkle] Worse yet, the green looks really washed out!"
[Applejack] "There you go. I'm surprised ya' picked up on this.
[Applejack] Maybe you really are one of them jigsaw-brained ponies; 
[Applejack] they got fine eyes for detail and all."
[TwilightSparkle] "Applejack."
[Applejack] "I'm just sayin'. It's a spectrum."
[Applejack] "Maybe you could work at my agency one day. Deputy Detective
[Applejack] Twilight Sparkle n' Private Investigator Dick Applejack, on
[Applejack] the beat."
[TwilightSparkle] "Where are you going with this?"
[Extra] "Right, sorry. Ah' wanna investigate all this in...
[Extra] finer granularity."
[TwilightSparkle] "Oh! You want to reverse engineer the sauce through 
[TwilightSparkle] thaumic-mass spectrometry?"
[Applejack] "Nah. I got some cloud-walkin' potions. I wanted to go
[Applejack] up, ask some questions, snoop around - that kinda thing.
[Applejack] Detective stuff."
[TwilightSparkle] "Hmmm."
[TwilightSparkle] "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
[TwilightSparkle] "Are you really sure you want to do this? You want to
[TwilightSparkle] break into the largest factory in Cloudsdale."
[Applejack] "I'm sure. And it'd really mean a lot if you came along
[Applejack] with me. C'mon. Don't ya' wanna expose the conspiracy
[Applejack] and get yer' face on a newspaper?"
[TwilightSparkle] "Not really. I don't think I'd appreciate the
[TwilightSparkle] attention."
[Applejack] "Yeah but once you're a full fledged detective ya' can
[Applejack] hang it up on your wall and look at it longingly and all."
[TwilightSparkle] "I suppose... Okay. I'll help, but more because I
[TwilightSparkle] want to help you, Applejack. I'm sure we can discover
[TwilightSparkle] quite a bit without breaking in - we shouldn't
[TwilightSparkle] escalate more than we have to."
[Applejack] "Appreciated, partner. We'll set off for the Rainbow
[Applejack] Factory tomorrow mornin', then. Pack your saddlebags."
[TwilightSparkle] "I love how crisp the air is up here!"
[Applejack] "Mmm. Almost makes ya' understand the featherbrains,
[Applejack] don't it? I'd get sick flyin' and spinnin' and twistin'
[Applejack] all the time though."
[TwilightSparkle] "Pegasi have a whole host of adaptations to make
[TwilightSparkle] such high-intensity maneuvers not so stressful on
[TwilightSparkle] their bodies."
[Applejack] "Yeah but I imagine if I were born a unicorn or
[Applejack] a pegasus, mah' real nature would shine through,
[Applejack] so I don't think that'd really work on me."
[TwilightSparkle] "Sure, Applejack. Let's get going."

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--- Event EV107 (107) ---

The door's locked with some sorta high-tech magic-crazy keypad
sorta thing.
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Must be some sorta puzzle."
[Extra] [Nothin' a little apple gumption can't ungum. Cus'
[Extra] I'm a gumshoe. So I'm pretty familiar with gum n'
[Extra] all.]
[Fluttershy] "This is a tricky one.. Let's work on it together."
[PinkiePie] "I should've brought my thinking cap."
[Rarity] "I can bust it open. With one strike."
[Applejack] "What? No. We can solve it peaceful-like."
[TwilightSparkle] "A Playfair Cipher? Maybe it's some sort of... gematria
[TwilightSparkle] trickery?"
[Applejack] "Got 0 out of 3 of em'."

[CHOICES]
  1: Input: Top
  2: Input: Middle
  3: Input: Bottom
  4: [Leave]

> BRANCH FOR: "Input: Top"
Pinkie helps with the inputting, before pressing down on the
SEND button with a daramtic flourish. 

A light blinks to life. You got it!
A light blinks to life. You got it.
[Applejack] "Heh. Colt Python woulda' been impressed."
[Fluttershy] "Yay!"
[PinkiePie] "It's hard being the best detective duo in town."
[Rarity] "WE did it!"
[TwilightSparkle] "It's hard to stop two eminent intellects like 
[TwilightSparkle] ourselves!"
That wasn't it.
[Extra] "Shucks, that wasn't it!"
[Fluttershy] "Oh dear, that wasn't it. I wish I went to pony
[Fluttershy] college..."
[PinkiePie] "WE'RE NEVER GOING TO SOLVE IT! WE CAN'T STOP
[PinkiePie] THESE MONSTERS!"
[Rarity] "Blasted thing!"
[TwilightSparkle] "Drats!"
[Applejack] "Already got this one."

> BRANCH FOR: "Input: Middle"
A light blinks to life. You got it.
[Applejack] "Piece of cake... Apple cake. Apple pie. Piece of
[Applejack] apple pie."
[Fluttershy] "I know I don't say it very often but I like your
[Fluttershy] apples a lot, Applejack."
[Applejack] "Well thank you kindly, Fluttershy."
[Fluttershy] "The Red Delicious is my favourite.."
[Applejack] "... Hm."
[PinkiePie] "URA!"
[Rarity] "By the way, you should wipe down your hooves
[Rarity] after... well, touching anything here, really!
[Rarity] From now on, I'll press buttons for you with the
[Rarity] use of my magic."
[Applejack] "Err, thanks?"
[TwilightSparkle] "This is so cool... This is JUST like Colt Python."
[Applejack] "It is! It really is!"
[TwilightSparkle] "I'm glad that you're starting to get into fiction,
[TwilightSparkle] Applejack. Maybe you should come over to one of my
[TwilightSparkle] book clubs sometime?"
[Applejack] "Well sorry Twi but ah' don't feel comfortable
[Applejack] doing that. I get nervous sharin' my interpretations
[Applejack] of the themes n' all since I feel like I can only
[Applejack] scratch at surface level gesturin'."
[TwilightSparkle] "Oh. Well uhm... You get good at things by being
[TwilightSparkle] bad at them first?"
[Applejack] "Huh. Fair! Alright, I'll swing by."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like talking to you because when I say things
[TwilightSparkle] sometimes you change your mind."
That wasn't it.
[Applejack] "Frogs and potatoes, this is my wheelhouse!
[Applejack] I should KNOW this!"
[Fluttershy] "Maybe we should, uhm, just use explosives?"
[PinkiePie] "AJ."
[Rarity] "I'm wise and mature enough to admit when I've met
[Rarity] my match. Come along now, I'm sure we can camp outside
[Rarity] and whollop somepony for their access card later."
[TwilightSparkle] "Celestia's milky white teats, this is a tricky
[TwilightSparkle] one!"
[Applejack] "Already got this un'."

> BRANCH FOR: "Input: Bottom"
A light blinks to life. You got it.
[Applejack] "Easy peasy cider squeezy."
[Fluttershy] "I saw a frog jump off of my roof once. I saved
[Fluttershy] him, but I didn't understand why he did that. Do
[Fluttershy] you understand why you do things, Applejack? I
[Fluttershy] like to think that I understand myself."
[PinkiePie] "I associate frogs with alligators because they're
[PinkiePie] both green and live in similar environments!"
[Rarity] "I have more experience with frogs than I'd like."
[TwilightSparkle] "Frogs are green. I'm purple. I feel a connection
[TwilightSparkle] there..."
That wasn't it.
[Applejack] "Ah' am actually going to lose my mind."
[Fluttershy] "You can always try again. It's not a race."
[PinkiePie] "We should've brought nonnykins over for this one.."
[Rarity] "Happens."
[TwilightSparkle] "Ugh."
[Applejack] "Nabbed this one already."

> BRANCH FOR: "[Leave]"
-----

[Applejack] "Got 0 out of 3 of em'."

[CHOICES]
  1: Input: Top
  2: Input: Middle
  3: Input: Bottom
  4: [Leave]

> BRANCH FOR: "Input: Top"
Pinkie helps with the inputting, before pressing down on the
SEND button with a daramtic flourish. 

A light blinks to life. You got it!
A light blinks to life. You got it.
[Applejack] "Heh. Colt Python woulda' been impressed."
[Fluttershy] "Yay!"
[PinkiePie] "It's hard being the best detective duo in town."
[Rarity] "WE did it!"
[TwilightSparkle] "It's hard to stop two eminent intellects like 
[TwilightSparkle] ourselves!"
That wasn't it.
[Extra] "Shucks, that wasn't it!"
[Fluttershy] "Oh dear, that wasn't it. I wish I went to pony
[Fluttershy] college..."
[PinkiePie] "WE'RE NEVER GOING TO SOLVE IT! WE CAN'T STOP
[PinkiePie] THESE MONSTERS!"
[Rarity] "Blasted thing!"
[TwilightSparkle] "Drats!"
[Applejack] "Already got this one."

> BRANCH FOR: "Input: Middle"
A light blinks to life. You got it.
[Applejack] "Piece of cake... Apple cake. Apple pie. Piece of
[Applejack] apple pie."
[Fluttershy] "I know I don't say it very often but I like your
[Fluttershy] apples a lot, Applejack."
[Applejack] "Well thank you kindly, Fluttershy."
[Fluttershy] "The Red Delicious is my favourite.."
[Applejack] "... Hm."
[PinkiePie] "URA!"
[Rarity] "By the way, you should wipe down your hooves
[Rarity] after... well, touching anything here, really!
[Rarity] From now on, I'll press buttons for you with the
[Rarity] use of my magic."
[Applejack] "Err, thanks?"
[TwilightSparkle] "This is so cool... This is JUST like Colt Python."
[Applejack] "It is! It really is!"
[TwilightSparkle] "I'm glad that you're starting to get into fiction,
[TwilightSparkle] Applejack. Maybe you should come over to one of my
[TwilightSparkle] book clubs sometime?"
[Applejack] "Well sorry Twi but ah' don't feel comfortable
[Applejack] doing that. I get nervous sharin' my interpretations
[Applejack] of the themes n' all since I feel like I can only
[Applejack] scratch at surface level gesturin'."
[TwilightSparkle] "Oh. Well uhm... You get good at things by being
[TwilightSparkle] bad at them first?"
[Applejack] "Huh. Fair! Alright, I'll swing by."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like talking to you because when I say things
[TwilightSparkle] sometimes you change your mind."
That wasn't it.
[Applejack] "Frogs and potatoes, this is my wheelhouse!
[Applejack] I should KNOW this!"
[Fluttershy] "Maybe we should, uhm, just use explosives?"
[PinkiePie] "AJ."
[Rarity] "I'm wise and mature enough to admit when I've met
[Rarity] my match. Come along now, I'm sure we can camp outside
[Rarity] and whollop somepony for their access card later."
[TwilightSparkle] "Celestia's milky white teats, this is a tricky
[TwilightSparkle] one!"
[Applejack] "Already got this un'."

> BRANCH FOR: "Input: Bottom"
A light blinks to life. You got it.
[Applejack] "Easy peasy cider squeezy."
[Fluttershy] "I saw a frog jump off of my roof once. I saved
[Fluttershy] him, but I didn't understand why he did that. Do
[Fluttershy] you understand why you do things, Applejack? I
[Fluttershy] like to think that I understand myself."
[PinkiePie] "I associate frogs with alligators because they're
[PinkiePie] both green and live in similar environments!"
[Rarity] "I have more experience with frogs than I'd like."
[TwilightSparkle] "Frogs are green. I'm purple. I feel a connection
[TwilightSparkle] there..."
That wasn't it.
[Applejack] "Ah' am actually going to lose my mind."
[Fluttershy] "You can always try again. It's not a race."
[PinkiePie] "We should've brought nonnykins over for this one.."
[Rarity] "Happens."
[TwilightSparkle] "Ugh."
[Applejack] "Nabbed this one already."

> BRANCH FOR: "[Leave]"
--- Event EV116 (116) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV117 (117) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV118 (118) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV120 (120) ---

[Ponies2] "Good morning!"

[CHOICES]
  1: What's all this for?
  2: What's your favourite colour?
  3: [Boop]
  4: Nevermind

> BRANCH FOR: "What's all this for?"
[Ponies2] "Oh, this is just a little obstacle course sort of
[Ponies2] thing! We sometimes assess foals here to track
[Ponies2] how well they're doing and all."
[Ponies2] "It also just spices up the area..."

> BRANCH FOR: "What's your favourite colour?"
[Ponies2] "I don't like picking favourites. It makes me feel
[Ponies2] bad for all the other colours."

> BRANCH FOR: "[Boop]"
[Ponies2] "Hnh-hey!"

> BRANCH FOR: "Nevermind"
[Ponies2] "Oh hey, and Loose Pockets visited today! She's
[Ponies2] super rich, but a little clumsy. There's bits all
[Ponies2] over the place! Keep a look out if you care. I'd swoop
[Ponies2] them up myself but I'm scared of germs."
--- Event EV121 (121) ---

[Ponies2] "I have a big head because I'm smart and big eyes
[Ponies2] so that I can look at you better."
[Rarity] "I have smaller eyes so that I can look at you
[Rarity] accurately."
[Ponies2] "Oh my... glazing eyes versus piercing eyes."
[TwilightSparkle] "Me too!"
[Ponies2] "What's your favourite thing?"
[TwilightSparkle] "What do you mean? There's a lot of things."
[Ponies2] "Yes, but what's your FAVOURITE thing in all of
[Ponies2] existence?"
[TwilightSparkle] "Gestalt. It only works as a whole, why pick and
[TwilightSparkle] choose?"
[Applejack] "Well ah' personally am quite fond of my family,
[Applejack] apples, uhh, Celestia, Luna, Ponyville, friendship,
[Applejack] my extended family, barns, sundials, bakin', Derpy,
[Applejack] grass and a whole buncha' other stuff."
[TwilightSparkle] "You're sort of reinforcing my point here?"
[Applejack] "Yeah maybe. Or maybe I can't catch your drift
[Applejack] cus' my eyes aren't so big. Actually... Wait no.
[Applejack] Huh. I think my eyes ARE bigger than yours!"
[TwilightSparkle] "Huh? Maybe. Okay, let's compare. Open your eyes
[TwilightSparkle] to their widest extent."
[TwilightSparkle] 
[Applejack] 
[Applejack] "Inconclusive. We'll keep that case open for future
[Applejack] further enquiry."
[Ponies2] "The smell of ketchup and mayonnaise is very
[Ponies2] overwhelming to me and it upsets me! I dislike it
[Ponies2] a lot!"
[Rarity] "I'm not all that fond of most... sauce-y foods.
[Rarity] Though admittedly, it has been a long while since
[Rarity] I've cooked, well, anything! The free labour of
[Rarity] a little sister is endlessly rewarding."
[Applejack] "I would not trust Apple Bloom with the oven in
[Applejack] a million years."
[Rarity] "Me neither. I got her one of those fancy little
[Rarity] Manehattan toys. 'Easy-Bake-Ovens'. The one with
[Rarity] all the little crystals?"
[Applejack] "Shoot, that's good thinkin'. I'll have to make
[Applejack] an investment."
[PinkiePie] "Then don't have it!"
[Ponies2] "Oh wow. I didn't even consider that. But I'm red
[Ponies2] so I have to, but ketchup on its own is overwhelming,
[Ponies2] so you add mayonnaise, which is double overwhelming,
[Ponies2] but in a manageable way."
[PinkiePie] "You're perfectly red as you are! You don't need
[PinkiePie] extra redness! It's OK!"
[Ponies2] "Hmm... OK. Maybe you're right. Maybe there's a 
[Ponies2] place in a world for a mare like me............
[Ponies2] .............................................."
[Applejack] "I mean if you think about it, your eyes are a 
[Applejack] little green. Could be havin' mustard too."
[Ponies2] "Just this week I realised my brow is furrowed
[Ponies2] most of the time. I untensed it and it felt really
[Ponies2] nice but I'm so used to tensing it that I kept
[Ponies2] trying to tense it back up again."
[Applejack] "Eventually you'll realise the rest of yer' muscles
[Applejack] might be doing the same thing. That's how you
[Applejack] work yourself into an early grave n' pull cramps.
[Applejack] Calm down, would ya'?"
[Fluttershy] "I think you can see that sort of stress in a lot
[Fluttershy] of creatures. They just don't have the words to
[Fluttershy] tell ponies that. It makes what I do feel all the
[Fluttershy] more important..."
[Applejack] "You can see it in fruit, too."
[PinkiePie] "My body cramps and furrows and bends and jitters
[PinkiePie] and wiggles all over the place all the time! Usually
[PinkiePie] it's trying to tell me something."
[Ponies2] "What would a furrowed brow tell me?"
[PinkiePie] "That's for you to figure out! It's not my body,
[PinkiePie] even if this is my world!"
[Rarity] "Mmm, I can tell. Conducting yourself with grace
[Rarity] gives one more awareness of their body, and with
[Rarity] that, you discover many such deficiencies. Then
[Rarity] you can see every little limp, wince and stumble."
[TwilightSparkle] "Huh! Now that I think of it, I used to do a lot
[TwilightSparkle] of that too. But it stopped ever since I settled
[TwilightSparkle] down into Ponyville. I wonder why this is? Maybe
[TwilightSparkle] we had brain damage that took time to repair?"
[Ponies2] "Hehe... It's so funny seeing an earth pony on
[Ponies2] a cloud. But it's not funny seeing a pegasus on
[Ponies2] the dirt? Maybe you guys should start digging
[Ponies2] tunnels... A little place just for you."
[Applejack] "Nah. World's ours already. That's the place for
[Applejack] us n' you."
[Fluttershy] "It wouldn't be wise to intrude into the domain of
[Fluttershy] the worms."
[Applejack] "Yeah they're wormy little things, ain't they?"
[Fluttershy] "They are. I like to pretend that there's one
[Fluttershy] very big worm somewhere down there that looks
[Fluttershy] after all the small worms."
[Rarity] "All things considered I hardly ever see dear Applejack
[Rarity] stand on just dirt. Usually it's supplanted with ah,
[Rarity] grass. She's a surface dweller at heart."
[Applejack] "I stand in mud every now and then?"
[Rarity] "That's not dirt. That's mud. If it was dirt, we'd
[Rarity] call it dirt. But we don't. We call it mud."
-----

[Ponies2] "I have a big head because I'm smart and big eyes
[Ponies2] so that I can look at you better."
[Rarity] "I have smaller eyes so that I can look at you
[Rarity] accurately."
[Ponies2] "Oh my... glazing eyes versus piercing eyes."
[TwilightSparkle] "Me too!"
[Ponies2] "What's your favourite thing?"
[TwilightSparkle] "What do you mean? There's a lot of things."
[Ponies2] "Yes, but what's your FAVOURITE thing in all of
[Ponies2] existence?"
[TwilightSparkle] "Gestalt. It only works as a whole, why pick and
[TwilightSparkle] choose?"
[Applejack] "Well ah' personally am quite fond of my family,
[Applejack] apples, uhh, Celestia, Luna, Ponyville, friendship,
[Applejack] my extended family, barns, sundials, bakin', Derpy,
[Applejack] grass and a whole buncha' other stuff."
[Ponies2] "By the way you get fined if you dunk your head 
[Ponies2] into that rainbow stream there. Only do it once
[Ponies2] because it's super fun and the first time's always
[Ponies2] a verbal warning."
[Ponies2] "Just this week I realised my brow is furrowed
[Ponies2] most of the time. I untensed it and it felt really
[Ponies2] nice but I'm so used to tensing it that I kept
[Ponies2] trying to tense it back up again."
[Applejack] "Eventually you'll realise the rest of yer' muscles
[Applejack] might be doing the same thing. That's how you
[Applejack] work yourself into an early grave n' pull cramps.
[Applejack] Calm down, would ya'?"
[Fluttershy] "I think you can see that sort of stress in a lot
[Fluttershy] of creatures. They just don't have the words to
[Fluttershy] tell ponies that. It makes what I do feel all the
[Fluttershy] more important..."
[PinkiePie] "My body cramps and furrows and bends and jitters
[PinkiePie] and wiggles all over the place all the time! Usually
[PinkiePie] it's trying to tell me something."
[Ponies2] "What would a furrowed brow tell me?"
[PinkiePie] "That's for you to figure out! It's not my body,
[PinkiePie] even if this is my world!"
[Rarity] "Mmm, I can tell. Conducting yourself with grace
[Rarity] gives one more awareness of their body, and with
[Rarity] that, you discover many such deficiencies. Then
[Rarity] you can see every little limp, wince and stumble."
[TwilightSparkle] "Huh! Now that I think of it, I used to do a lot
[TwilightSparkle] of that too. But it stopped ever since I settled
[TwilightSparkle] down into Ponyville. I wonder why this is? Maybe
[TwilightSparkle] we had brain damage that took time to repair?"
[Ponies2] "Hehe... It's so funny seeing an earth pony on
[Ponies2] a cloud. But it's not funny seeing a pegasus on
[Ponies2] the dirt? Maybe you guys should start digging
[Ponies2] tunnels... A little place just for you."
[Applejack] "Nah. World's ours already. That's the place for
[Applejack] us n' you."
[Fluttershy] "It wouldn't be wise to intrude into the domain of
[Fluttershy] the worms."
[Rarity] "All things considered I hardly ever see dear Applejack
[Rarity] stand on just dirt. Usually it's supplanted with ah,
[Rarity] grass. She's a surface dweller at heart."
--- Event EV122 (122) ---

[Ponies2] "Just tried wiping down my goggles but I just made
[Ponies2] it messier.."
[TwilightSparkle] "Get a microfiber cloth. Or one of those anti-smudge
[TwilightSparkle] enchanted goggles; they're pretty prevalent."
[Ponies2] He sucks in air through his teeth. "I don't know
[Ponies2] dude those are like... ten bits."
[Ponies2] "I was helping my friend renovate her bathroom
[Ponies2] and we had to break all the tiles with a crowbar
[Ponies2] which was fun but then we got to the cast iron tub
[Ponies2] and let me tell you. It's immune to crowbars"
[Applejack] "Coulda flew up an earth pony and uhh, ask her
[Applejack] to buck it?"
[Ponies2] "Last time we did that the tub went flying through
[Ponies2] the wall and hit somepony down below in some other
[Ponies2] village."
[Applejack] "Then ya' should've chased after it and bucked it
[Applejack] again mid-air."
[Fluttershy] "I don't like hitting things."
[Ponies2] "Ceramic tiles and cast-iron tubs aren't alive."
[Fluttershy] "They could be."
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, she's uhh, on one of them pan psychic
[Applejack] kicks. Just go along with it, 'pparently she has
[Applejack] a point or somethin'."
[Rarity] "You have cast-iron tubs all the way up here?"
[Ponies2] "Yeah."
[Rarity] "I honestly assumed pegasi had bathed themselves in
[Rarity] clouds or waterfalls or something of the sort."
[Applejack] "Yeah, me too."
[Ponies2] "Are you calling us savages?"
[Rarity] "Well, yes! Most ponies are savages, aren't they?
[Rarity] Yes, that's bad, but the important thing is that
[Rarity] everypony is capable of BECOMING civilised."
[Ponies2] "DID YOU KNOW: Pegasi grazing ALSO encompasses sucking
[Ponies2] water out of clouds. Mmmmhh..."
[Ponies2] "Decorating a place like this is interesting. We
[Ponies2] don't really do foliage up here."
[Rarity] "It IS interesting!"
[Rarity] "I think foliage could work here. Maybe... coiling
[Rarity] vines around those pillars? Faux-foliage made of
[Rarity] clouds? I'd love to experiment, but it's not
[Rarity] really my area."
--- Event EV124 (124) ---

You picked up a coin.
[Ponies2] "Did you just... steal the bit that I accidentally
[Ponies2] dropped?"
[Applejack] "Reappropriated for investigation purposes, 
[Applejack] ma'am."
[Ponies2] "Oh, ok."
--- Event EV125 (125) ---

You picked up a coin.
--- Event EV126 (126) ---

You picked up a coin.
--- Event EV127 (127) ---

You picked up a coin.
--- Event EV128 (128) ---

You picked up a coin.
--- Event EV130 (130) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV131 (131) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV132 (132) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV133 (133) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]

--------- Map Reception ---------

--- Event EV007 (7) ---

You picked up a coin.
--- Event EV008 (8) ---

[Applejack] "Ah' spent 20 bits namin' a lil' snake after ya'."
[Ponies] "I do not understand. Why?"
[Applejack] "Dunno. Thought it'd be cute."
[Ponies] "... I do not see if somepony goes through door
[Ponies] behind me."
[Applejack] "Heheh. Appreciated."
[Ponies] "I do not enjoy company of ponies as much as I
[Ponies] enjoy books."
[Applejack] "Awh hay, that's no way to live! You just gotta
[Applejack] find your folk."
[Ponies] "I do not know how."
[Applejack] "Well you gotta put yourself out there for one.
[Applejack] Swing over by at Cider Ceason, ah'll show you a
[Applejack] little something something about life, living and
[Applejack] uhhh, apples."
[Fluttershy] "I prefer the company of my animals over ponies most
[Fluttershy] of the time too. But it can be very nice to have a
[Fluttershy] small group of friends. It doesn't have to be uhm,
[Fluttershy] intense if you don't want it to be.."
[PinkiePie] "Okay well NOW you're on my Party VIP list. You'll
[PinkiePie] make SO many friends!"
[PinkiePie] "OR ELSE!"
[Rarity] "Why, that's no way to live. Perhaps considering
[Rarity] moving away if it's truly so hopeless? Find an
[Rarity] area that suits you better. It worked for a
[Rarity] friend of mine, at least."
[TwilightSparkle] "Oh? You like books too? You should visit the
[TwilightSparkle] library at Ponyville!"
[Applejack] "Heh. Nerds bondin' over words, ain't that cute."
[Ponies] "I am not a nerd."
[TwilightSparkle] "There's nothing wrong with being a 'nerd' or a
[TwilightSparkle] bookworm, you know. Knowledge is power, and it's
[TwilightSparkle] nice to be able to navigate the world without
[TwilightSparkle] being blind as a bat knowledge wise."
[TwilightSparkle] "I can only imagine how frightening everything
[TwilightSparkle] can seem if you don't know how anything works."
[Applejack] "You're sayin' this cus' of the Zecora thing."
[TwilightSparkle] "YES I'm saying this because of the Zecora thing.
[TwilightSparkle] How did NOPONY else know what a Zebra was or what
[TwilightSparkle] their culture was like?! There should be... a class
[TwilightSparkle] or something about this sort of thing!"
[Ponies] "I must interject. Bats are not blind, and only
[Ponies] 70% navigate by echolocation."
[TwilightSparkle] "YOU ARE A NERD! YOU'RE - YOU ARE IN THE CIRCLE WITH
[TwilightSparkle] ME! WE'RE BOTH IN THE CIRCLE!"
[Ponies] "I do not confirm the circle."
[TwilightSparkle] "The circle confirms itself."
[Ponies] Marigold sighs. "I am quite fond of snakes."
[Ponies] Marigold smiles. "I am quite fond of snakes."
[Ponies] "I do not possess basic spatial reasoning ability.
[Ponies] This is why I am desk worker. I enjoy desk work."
[Ponies] "I forgot to bring my cushion in to work today. I
[Ponies] do not like to sit on clouds."
--- Event EV009 (9) ---

[Ponies] "No."
--- Event EV010 (10) ---

[Applejack] "Well howdy partner! We're private investigators.
[Applejack] Mind lettin' us into the back?"
[Ponies] "I do not let stranger into back."
[Applejack] "Awh c'mon, don't be like that. What's your name?"
[Ponies] "I do not say my name."
[Applejack] "'scuse me?"
[Ponies] "Fine. I am Marigold."
[Applejack] "There you go! Now that we've built up rapport,
[Applejack] maybe let me into the back?"
[Ponies] "I do not leave desk before lunch time."
[Applejack] "Why? What's even back there?"
[Ponies] "I do not say."
[Fluttershy] "Even though there's a creepy-crawly spider right
[Fluttershy] behind you?"
[Ponies] "Where."
[Fluttershy] "By the wall. Behind you."
[Ponies] "I do not see spider."
[Fluttershy] "It is very small. You'd have to take a closer look."
[Ponies] "Then it is not worth my attention."
[Fluttershy] "Sorry Applejack, I was trying to distract her."
[Applejack] "It's fine, sugar. We ain't in the business of lyin'
[Applejack] outright like that anyway. We're truth seekers!"
[Ponies] "You are speaking full volume within earshot."
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, suppose so. You get bored yet? You wanna move?"
[Ponies] "It is not lunch time."
[Applejack] "Hmph."
[Extra] [Fine. If it ain't lunch time, I'll just MAKE it
[Extra] lunch time. Or beat em' up. Former option first.]
--- Event EV012 (12) ---

[Ponies] "No."
--- Event EV013 (13) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV014 (14) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV015 (15) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV016 (16) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV017 (17) ---

[Extra] [Rainbow banner.
[Extra] Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.]
[PinkiePie] "One day they'll add pink. Not today. But one day."
[TwilightSparkle] "As smart as I am, intuitively these names didn't
[TwilightSparkle] make sense to me. I'd never call such a vibrant
[TwilightSparkle] cyan 'Blue'. I think. Or maybe I would? Worth
[TwilightSparkle] exploring further!"
--- Event EV018 (18) ---

[Extra] [Rainbow banner.
[Extra] Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.]
[PinkiePie] "One day they'll add pink. Not today. But one day."
[TwilightSparkle] "As smart as I am, intuitively these names didn't
[TwilightSparkle] make sense to me. I'd never call such a vibrant
[TwilightSparkle] cyan 'Blue'. I think. Or maybe I would? Worth
[TwilightSparkle] exploring further!"
--- Event EV019 (19) ---

[Extra] [In the Rainbow Factory where your dreams and...
[Extra] Yeah no ah' don't remember the tune too well.]

--------- Map Cafeteria ---------

--- Event EV003 (3) ---

You picked up a coin.
--- Event EV004 (4) ---

You picked up a coin.
--- Event EV005 (5) ---

[Ponies2] "I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET MY MEMORIES BACK!"
[Ponies2] "H-hey... If it comes down to it. I want you to
[Ponies2] be the one who does it."
[Applejack] Applejack takes off her hat and puts it over her
[Applejack] barrel. "Thank you. Ah' promise you, I'm gonna'
[Applejack] do everythin' within my power to make sure that
[Applejack] doesn't gotta happen."
[Fluttershy] "O-okay... Just for you. Only for you."
[PinkiePie] "If it comes down to it."
[Rarity] "If I must."
[TwilightSparkle] "If there's no other way."
[Ponies2] "I want to get earrings! Like those ponies from
[Ponies2] Manehattan! They look so cool!"
[Fluttershy] "That sounds incredibly painful."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like earrings. I think they're silly."
[PinkiePie] "You had earring."
[Applejack] "Ah' told you that in confidence!"
[Rarity] "They'd look MARVELOUS on you!"
[Rarity] "Ah, and do avoid PIERCING your ears. Magic exists
[Rarity] for a reason; visit the boutique sometime. I'll
[Rarity] do it for free!"
[Applejack] "Don't do it for free. Stop offerin' your services
[Applejack] for free."
[Rarity] "I'll do it for free!"
[TwilightSparkle] "My mom never taught me how to do makeup or fashion
[TwilightSparkle] stuff like that. But she said I'm beautiufl just
[TwilightSparkle] the way I am, so all's good."
[Ponies2] "I like ponies."
[Applejack] "Ah' love ponies."
[Ponies2] "ME TOO!!!"
[Fluttershy] "I think ponies are nice."
[Ponies2] "Heh. Looks like we got a common interest."
[PinkiePie] "Ponies are GREAT!!!"
[Ponies2] "Heh. Looks like we're not so different after
[Ponies2] all."
[Rarity] "We ARE ponies."
[Ponies2] "Oh YEAH!"
[TwilightSparkle] "One day there'll be even more ponies."
[Ponies2] "Woahhh!"
--- Event EV006 (6) ---

[Ponies2] "Hey I don't want to brag but... I know a lot about
[Ponies2] everything."
[Applejack] "What's the best apple?"
[Ponies2] "Honeycrisp? Zap? Sunkissed? Pink Lady? Granny Smith?"
[Applejack] "Wrong. There ain't no best apple. They all shine
[Applejack] in their own unique, wonderful ways."
[Applejack] "Stick to yer' lanes, city slicker."
[Ponies2] "Well what's YOUR personal favourite apple?"
[Applejack] "Depends on the hour."
[Ponies2] "What about right now?"
[Applejack] "Sweet Orin. Ya' develop an eclectic taste after a
[Applejack] while."
. . .
[PinkiePie] "Woah..."
[Applejack] "Pinkie."
[TwilightSparkle] "I probably know more."
[Ponies2] "Oh yeah? Well I know EVEN more."
[TwilightSparkle] "Name five fields of magic."
[Ponies2] "I don't know."
[Ponies2] "And that, my dearest grape juice... is the apex of
[Ponies2] wisdom and knowledge."
[Applejack] "Ah' didn't even consider that..."
[Ponies2] "Watermelons and limes go together like... apples and
[Ponies2] oranges."
[Rarity] "You only say that if the two things AREN'T comparable."
[Ponies2] "Uh-huh. But because of that saying everypony now
[Ponies2] thinks of apples and oranges as together. See
[Ponies2] how it works?"
[Fluttershy] "Most animals love watermelons. They're very
[Fluttershy] versatile!"
[Ponies2] "Just like me. I'm your EVERY-MARE. I can kinda...
[Ponies2] Do a little bit of everyTHING."
[Applejack] "I don't like the seeds."
[Fluttershy] "Maybe we can ask Twilight or Rarity to remove the
[Fluttershy] seeds for you one day. Then you can have a watermelon
[Fluttershy] properly, and the seeds can go to a critter that
[Fluttershy] enjoys them."
[Applejack] "That'd be nice."
[Ponies2] "Hey if you want, I can get wet for you and then you
[Ponies2] can suck the water out of my coat! I'm just a little
[Ponies2] melon pony."
[Extra] "You tryin' to psyche me out?"
[Ponies2] "I just like to stay on brand. I'm the watermelon
[Ponies2] pony!"
[Fluttershy] "Sure."
[Applejack] "Fluttersh-What? No. You ain't doing that."
[Fluttershy] "It could be useful for our investigation."
[Applejack] "Hmm, good point. We'll keep this lead in mind.
[Applejack] But err, let's root around some more first."
[Ponies2] "I can tell the future I'm just wrong sometimes."
[PinkiePie] "I can tell the future I'm just RIGHT sometimes!"
[Ponies2] "What's going to happen next?"
[PinkiePie] "Well the humidity and atmosphere of this area is
[PinkiePie] pretty dodgy so I'm probably going to start sweating
[PinkiePie] glitter!"
[Applejack] "Why are you sweating glitter?"
[PinkiePie] "I don't knowww, it just comes out sometimes!"
--- Event EV007 (7) ---

[Ponies2] "I will put it into legislation... QUILL onto paper.
[Ponies2] That ALL ponies. Regardless of who they are or where
[Ponies2] they hail from... are entitled to a nice little drink
[Ponies2] and snack every now and then."
[Fluttershy] "I think they should get little naps, too."
[Ponies2] "Oh wow, I didn't even consider that. Yeah!"
[PinkiePie] "You have my full support, backing and loyalty."
[Ponies2] "Dust makes me cough but I really like it because
[Ponies2] it makes me feel thematic..."
[Fluttershy] "Sometimes I wish I was just a little braver so
[Fluttershy] I could lean into my colours, too. 'Butter my
[Fluttershy] butt and call me a biscuit'..."
[Fluttershy] "Eheh."
[Applejack] "If I leaned into my colours I'd be an orange
[Applejack] farmer, and that's just a downright shame. Don't
[Applejack] shackle yourself to nothin'."
[TwilightSparkle] "I drink juice and eat a lot of grapes to stay on
[TwilightSparkle] brand with the purple. I understand."
[Applejack] "Ah' like to think that even if I weren't apple-
[Applejack] flanked, I'd still find my way home."
[Ponies2] "You know cow-girl, it just seems like you're afraid
[Ponies2] to bear your heart to the world!"
[Applejack] "Nah I'm fine. Gotta be honest with yourself
[Applejack] too."
[Ponies2] "My mane goes CRUNCH when you touch it cus' I'm
[Ponies2] in a lot of weird places."
[Rarity] "Darling, that's revolting. There's a spa in the
[Rarity] area, you know."
[Ponies2] "Nooo I like being dusty!"
[Applejack] "Thought it'd be more like a POOMF. On account of
[Applejack] all the dust."
[Ponies2] "You'd think so but no..."
--- Event EV008 (8) ---

[Ponies] "Hello?"
[Applejack] "Whatcha' working on there?"
[Ponies] "Oh, it's just some dumb comic. Sorry. It's uhm,
[Ponies] about a dog and... he likes like, pizza and stuff."
[Applejack] "Everypony starts somewhere."
[Fluttershy] "It looks fine. But maybe you should try uhm, colouring
[Fluttershy] within the lines?"
[PinkiePie] "If you made it, it's not dumb. Buck up!"
[Rarity] "Mmm. There are worse uses of time, I suppose."
[Ponies] "Hm."
-----

[Extra] [He's too busy scribbling away at that page of his.]
-----

[Ponies] "Hello?"
[Applejack] "Whatcha' working on there?"
[Ponies] "Oh, it's just some dumb comic. Sorry. It's uhm,
[Ponies] about a dog and... he likes like, pizza and stuff."
[Applejack] "Everypony starts somewhere."
[Fluttershy] "It looks fine. But maybe you should try uhm, colouring
[Fluttershy] within the lines?"
[PinkiePie] "If you made it, it's not dumb. Buck up!"
[Rarity] "Mmm. There are worse uses of time, I suppose."
[Ponies] "Hm."
[Applejack] "And hey... speakin' of comics..." She clears her
[Applejack] throat.
[Applejack] "Hey slick, can we borrow that comic of yours?"
[Ponies] His eyes widen. "You really want it?"
[Applejack] "Yeah, sure. We'll get you a trial audience."
You received a Comic.
-----

[Extra] [He's too busy scribbling away at that page of his.
[Extra] He got gusto to it. Good on him.]
-----

[Applejack] "She liked your comic, bub."
[Ponies] He just nods and continues working, not even
[Ponies] looking up from the page.
[Extra] [Hmm. This one might be like Twilight. Or just special
[Extra] in the head region. Peculiar feller.]
[TwilightSparkle] "Speaking in a low, gravelly voice doesn't prevent
[TwilightSparkle] me from hearing you, Applejack."
-----

[Extra] [He's too busy scribbling away at that page of his.
[Extra] He got gusto to it, and a little smile on his face.
[Extra] Good on him.]
--- Event EV009 (9) ---

[Ponies2] "I FEEL SO ILL I FEEL SOOO ILLLL I ate something I 
[Ponies2] shouldn't and I feel so ILLLLLLL!"
[PinkiePie] "Pray!!! Pray for all the inflicted of the
[PinkiePie] world!"
[Ponies2] "I like hoofball and clouds!"
[Applejack] "Ah' like apples and clouds. Heh, maybe you featherbrains
[Applejack] ain't so different after all."
[Fluttershy] "Every time I try to play hoofball somepony
[Fluttershy] accidentally kicks it into my face as hard as they
[Fluttershy] can."
[Applejack] "There's always buckball."
[Fluttershy] "That's usually worse."
[PinkiePie] "I like you."
[Ponies2] "Thanks!"
[Rarity] "I prefer buckball."
[TwilightSparkle] "Uh huh, wow. Very interesting."
[Ponies2] "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit."
[TwilightSparkle] "Say the rest of the quote."
[Ponies2] "Hm?"
[TwilightSparkle] "Say the rest of the quote."
[Ponies2] "..."
[TwilightSparkle] "Let me help. 'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit,
[TwilightSparkle] but the highest form of intelligence.' So I'll
[TwilightSparkle] gladly take your compliment, thank you!"
[Ponies2] "I hate you nerd types sometimes."
[Applejack] "Awh hay, we all feel that way bout' Twilight
[Applejack] occasionally. It's part of her charm."
[TwilightSparkle] "Hey!"
[Ponies2] "I wonder how it feels to be a ground-pounder..."
[Applejack] "You want a piece of me, boy?"
[Ponies2] "I didn't mean it in a mean way!"
[Applejack] "Oh. Well it's a lot like livin', but fun."
[Fluttershy] "That's not a very nice thing to call them. It
[Fluttershy] must be nice to have a connection to the land or
[Fluttershy] magic, I think. But I like being a pegasus. That
[Fluttershy] way I can help flying, climbing or stuck creatures."
[PinkiePie] "Well you get to be super strong and have an
[PinkiePie] inexplicable connection to the earth itself that
[PinkiePie] borders on the mystical but is never quite explained
[PinkiePie] in satisfying detail!"
[Ponies2] "I don't get it."
[PinkiePie] "It's like Ogres and Oubliettes but you have no
[PinkiePie] level cap!"
[Ponies2] "Oooooh!"
[Rarity] "Quite satisfactory, I assure you. I've actually
[Rarity] yet to really explore the domain of pegasus fashion
[Rarity] fully. One would have to account for those wings
[Rarity] and the constant flying around and all!"
[Rarity] "I suppose that's why they primarily wear coat-tight
[Rarity] suits and metal armour... I'm sure I can make it
[Rarity] work. I'm sure I can make it work *well*, even."
[Ponies2] "I only wear stuff if my mom makes me."
[Rarity] "I can tell."
[TwilightSparkle] "I can imagine myself to be an Earth Pony, I guess.
[TwilightSparkle] But I can't really imagine myself as a pegasus.
[TwilightSparkle] Maybe I'd become an astronomer of sorts? Airborne
[TwilightSparkle] pegasi at night with telescopes... A striking visual!"
[Ponies2] "Thought we already drew everything in the night
[Ponies2] sky?"
[TwilightSparkle] "It's a little more complicated than that - and
[TwilightSparkle] sort of? Princess Luna has been re-organising the 
[TwilightSparkle] sky ever since she came back."
[Ponies2] "Sorry, I'm feeling a little lonely. I've been
[Ponies2] writing a book. And it's like, deep, okay?"
[Applejack] "Eh. Enlighten me, hotshot."
[Ponies2] "It's about this pony who discovers her talent is
[Ponies2] skipping stones across the ocean, but then she
[Ponies2] runs out of ocean..."
[Applejack] "What, she drains the sea of all the water or
[Applejack] somethin'?"
[Ponies2] "METAPHORICALLY. It's like, ugh, you just don't get
[Ponies2] the angst. It's about the... heaviness of the stone."
[Applejack] "Son I wish you the best of luck but that don't
[Applejack] make a lick of sense. If a stone was heavy, ya'
[Applejack] couldn't skip it now, could ya'?"
[Fluttershy] "That sounds incredibly boring."
[Fluttershy] "Oh, uhm, I'm sorry. I mean it sounds uhm..."
[Fluttershy] "Nice?"
[PinkiePie] "Eheh... Welllll... I'd... It needs more of a KICK.
[PinkiePie] Maybe she should fall in love with the stone. Or the
[PinkiePie] READER."
[Rarity] "Mm, certainly a novel idea. I'm sure it'll be an 
[Rarity] excellent bookshelf decoration one day."
[Ponies2] "Woah... So will you read my book?"
[Rarity] "I'm generous with my time, patience and resources.
[Rarity] I am not so patient with my sanity."
[Rarity] "Sorry. That was rude. I still don't want to read it
[Rarity] though. But I'll buy your book, I promise!"
[TwilightSparkle] "You didn't strike me as err, the philosophical sort?"
[Ponies2] "Philo-what-ical?"
[TwilightSparkle] "... Good luck with your book."
[Ponies2] "Sometimes I think about growing out my mane. The
[Ponies2] ears can get kinda cold."
[Ponies2] "There aren't really that many green ponies in
[Ponies2] Equestria. Food for thought."
[TwilightSparkle] "You're very lucky. I assure you."
[Applejack] "Granny's green."
[Ponies2] "My granny's pink."
[Applejack] "Yeah I meant my granny. Granny Smith."
[Ponies2] "Oh, cool."
--- Event EV011 (11) ---

[Ponies2] "Hellooo! We're only doing milkshakes right now.
[Ponies2] Only five Bits!"

[CHOICES]
  1: [Leave]
  2: Purchase Vanilla Milkshake
  3: Purchase Chocolate Milkshake
  4: Request Strawberry Milkshake
  5: [Give item]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Leave]"

> BRANCH FOR: "Purchase Vanilla Milkshake"
You've acquired a Vanilla Milkshake.
[Extra] [Don't got enough.]

> BRANCH FOR: "Purchase Chocolate Milkshake"
You've acquired a Chocolate Milkshake.
[Extra] [Don't got enough.]

> BRANCH FOR: "Request Strawberry Milkshake"
[Ponies2] "Sorry, we don't really DO strawberry milkshakes
[Ponies2] anymore."
[Applejack] "Why not?"
[Ponies2] "I dunno. Rationing or something."
[Rarity] "But we want Strawberry."
[Ponies2] "Well you can't have Strawberry because they took
[Ponies2] the Strawberry away!"
[Rarity] "Then perhaps,"
[Rarity] "you should *get* some."
[Ponies2] "Oh. My. Celestia. FINE. Give me the bits!"
You've acquired two Strawberry Milkshake.
[Ponies2] "There. Strawberry. Happy?"
[Rarity] "Very."
[Extra] [Don't got enough.]
[Ponies2] "No. No more games!"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Give item]"
[Ponies2] She takes the voucher and inspects it with a loupe.
A loupe is a simple, small magnification device used to see 
small details more closely. They generally have higher 
magnification than a magnifying glass, and are designed to be 
held or worn close to the eye. the things jewellers have
[Ponies2] "This is like, ten years old. It expired in 1022."
[Applejack] "Yeah, but Luna came back. So now the calendar
[Applejack] reset n' all, remember? So it ain't nowhere near
[Applejack] 1022."
[Ponies2] "True, true... OK. Fine, here."
You've acquired a Strawberry Milkshake.
[Applejack] "Heh. Appreciated."
[Ponies2] The mare stares blankly at the item you put on the
[Ponies2] counter.
[Ponies2] "I don't get it..."
--- Event EV012 (12) ---

[Ponies] "Sorry! You are not AUTHORISED to be in the KITCHEN!"
[Applejack] "How come?"
[Ponies] "Because those are the RULES."
[Applejack] "C'mon. I ain't gonna steal anythin'."
[Ponies] "It's not about what you're going to do. It's about
[Ponies] the RULES."
[Applejack] "Can you change the rules?"
[Ponies] "YES but I'm not going to do because you only want
[Ponies] to change the rules so that you could break the
[Ponies] SPIRIT of the rules."
[Applejack] "Oh yeah ah' suppose that does sum up my intentions.
[Applejack] Fair."
[Applejack] "Why?"
[Ponies] "Because those are the RULES."
[Fluttershy] "But it's just a kitchen."
[Ponies] "Don't care. NO unauthorised ponies ALLOWED."
[Fluttershy] "Okay."
[Ponies] "That means YOU and your HAT WEARING FRIEND."
[Fluttershy] "Okay."
[Ponies] "Stop looking at me like that!"
[Fluttershy] "I'm not looking at you like anything."
[Ponies] "You're doing the eyes!"
[Fluttershy] "I just have these eyes. They came with my face."
[Ponies] "I won't fall for your TRICKS!"
[PinkiePie] "Please please please let us in?"
[Ponies] "NO."
[PinkiePie] "Please? Please! Please. Please... Pleaaaaaase...!"
[Ponies] "I said NO! PLease stop ASKING!"
[PinkiePie] "Okay! I'll stop! This is like that time I threw
[PinkiePie] Cranky Doodle a birthday a birthday party even though
[PinkiePie] he didn't want one and then he got really mad! Except
[PinkiePie] this time I'm NOT doing that because you told me not to!"
[PinkiePie] "I'm respecting your wishes! I'm learning! I'm
[PinkiePie] growing as a pony! This is amazing!"
[Applejack] "Calm down, Pinkie."
[PinkiePie] "Right. Right. Sorry. It must be boring guarding
[PinkiePie] some random door all day."
[Ponies] "IT IS! I miss Manehattan!"
[PinkiePie] "Why do you miss Manehattan?"
[Ponies] "I got to see this FANCY BOX with MOVING PICTURES
[Ponies] and it had all these PLAYS going on in the BOX all
[Ponies] the time and it was COOL to look at sometimes."
[PinkiePie] "Oh, oh! I got to see one of those during the Annual
[PinkiePie] Pink Pony Party! They're PRETTY cool. A bit behind
[PinkiePie] in the colour department!"
[Applejack] "Ah' think they're weird."
[Ponies] "They ARE weird and I MISS it. OK. I missed out
[Ponies] on so MUCH and now I don't know what's GOING ON."
[PinkiePie] "Oh, well there was a cooking show. Some mare
[PinkiePie] was making pasta. She was super happy about it!"
[Ponies] "What kind of pasta?"
[PinkiePie] "Uhm... The noodle kind?"
[Ponies] "What KIND of noodle?"
[PinkiePie] "I don't knowww! I'm not a pasta sommelier!"
[PinkiePie] "But she looked nice and had a cute little apron
[PinkiePie] with pasta pictures on it!"
[Ponies] "Hehe. I like that."
[PinkiePie] "Right?! And then she adds a LOT of butter."
[Applejack] "How much butter?"
[PinkiePie] "TWICE as much as you think she should've put."
[Ponies] "Good, good... Ugh I mean that's cool, but it's
[Ponies] not like the sort of stuff I got to see!"
[PinkiePie] "Hmmmmm?"
[Ponies] "Where's the DRAMA. The INTRIGUE. The STAKES. The...
[Ponies] adventure."
[PinkiePie] "Oooh..."
[PinkiePie] "Well the pasta mare... is trying to AVENGE her
[PinkiePie] father."
[Ponies] "YESSSS!!! Okay, okay. I'm going to change the rules
[Ponies] so that pink ponies and their friends are allowed
[Ponies] inside the kitchen."
[Applejack] "Why?"
[Ponies] "Because those are the RULES."
[Applejack] "What happens if we try to get in anyway?"
[Ponies] "Then I'd have to EXERCISE PHYSICAL FORCE which
[Ponies] would be SAD."
[Rarity] "I see. Tell me, have you ever been bucked through
[Rarity] a wall before?"
[Ponies] "Are you THREATENING me?"
[Rarity] "I did NOT threaten you!"
[Rarity] "I asked a QUESTION. About your MEDICAL history."
[Ponies] "Well I'm not AFRAID of being HIT because I crash
[Ponies] into mountains and walls all the time and if you
[Ponies] HIT me then my FRIENDS will protect me."
[Applejack] "Well now you're just makin' me feel sorta' bad.
[Applejack] We wouldn't beat you up over nothin'."
[Rarity] "But we'd beat you up over *something*."
[Applejack] "Rarity."
[Applejack] "Why?"
[Ponies] "Because those are the RULES."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like rules too, but this is important! We need
[TwilightSparkle] to go inside for like... investigation... detective...
[TwilightSparkle] purposes... stuff!"
[Ponies] "NO!"
[TwilightSparkle] "Please?"
[Ponies] "No."
[TwilightSparkle] "Pretty please?"
[Ponies] "No."
[TwilightSparkle] "Pretty please with sugar on top and a friendship
[TwilightSparkle] lesson about how helping somepony in need reflects
[TwilightSparkle] positively on your character and contributes to
[TwilightSparkle] a more compassionate society?"
[Ponies] "You are not a pony in NEED. You are a pony in WANT.
[Ponies] And you WANT to go into the kitchen but I NEED to
[Ponies] stop you because those are the rules."
[Applejack] "Fair."
[TwilightSparkle] "You're supposed to be on MY side Applejack. OUR
[TwilightSparkle] side. Okay, fine. What do we have to do to get in
[TwilightSparkle] there?"
[Ponies] "You need CREDENTIALS. Which you can't GET in a 
[Ponies] timely MANNER."
[Applejack] "Awh c'mon! Any other way?"
[Ponies] "Hmmm... Name a fruit... beginning with..."
[Ponies] "X."
[TwilightSparkle] "Ximenia.
[Ponies] "What?"
[TwilightSparkle] "Ximenias. They grow in Zebrica. Small. Yellow or
[TwilightSparkle] orange-ish."
[Ponies] "You're just making that up so that I'll go away!"
[TwilightSparkle] "Fine. What about... Xigua."
[Ponies] "ALSO fake."
[TwilightSparkle] "WHAT do you want from me?! It LITERALLY means
[TwilightSparkle] watermelon. It's REAL. You can LOOK it up in a
[TwilightSparkle] BOOK."
[Ponies] "HMPH! That's not GOOD enough."
[Ponies] "Sorry for being so SNIPPY. I'm cranky because I
[Ponies] didn't have a NICE LITTLE SNACK or a DRINK today.
[Ponies] I wish they still made STRAWBERRY milkshakes. I
[Ponies] wish I read the NEWSPAPER COMIC today. UGH!"
[Applejack] "They do chocolate and vanilla here, y'know."
[Ponies] "I don't WANT chocolate or vanilla milkshakes!"
[Extra] [Hmph. Gonna have to find a way through her.]
[Extra] {Got 0 Bits, best not spend it all in one
[Extra] place.}

[CHOICES]
  1: [Leave]
  2: [Bribe, 20 Bits]
  3: [Give item]
  4: [Chat]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Leave]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Bribe, 20 Bits]"
[Applejack] "Twenty bits to let me through."
[Ponies] "Are you trying to BRIBE ME?"
[Applejack] "Yeah."
[Ponies] "Oh, OK! Can I have twenty bits? I want to buy
[Ponies] this SUPER expensive but yummy sandwich. GLAZED
[Ponies] in Rainbow Sauce. MARINATED in it. Mmmm!"
[Applejack] "There you go."
[Ponies] "Danke."
[Extra] [... Hayseed! Ah' only got 0 Bits.]
[Applejack] "Heh... Uh, about that.."
[Applejack] "I got nothin' but I got heart n' soul. I could uh,
[Applejack] sing for you? Holler? Do a hoofstand? Promise to 
[Applejack] pay you later? Give you an apple?"
[Ponies] "An apple sounds good."
[Applejack] "Wait, whoops. No. Ah' ate the apple. Got hungry.
[Applejack] Just the other stuff then."
[Applejack] "I got only 0 bits."
[Ponies] "Sorry... But that's not good enough! I can't let
[Ponies] you through."
[Applejack] "You sure? Ah' could do an installment plan. You
[Applejack] get 0 now, and I pay the rest later."
[Ponies] "NO! Installment plans make me NERVOUS because I'm
[Ponies] scared of the future!"
[Applejack] "Eurgh, fine."
[Applejack] "..."
[Ponies] "You don't have enough again?"
[Applejack] "Ah' don't have enough again."

> BRANCH FOR: "[Give item]"
[Ponies] "W-wha? For me... Oh..."
[Ponies] "OK, OK. Life is great and beautiful and nothing
[Ponies] bad will ever happen ever again. Go in whenever!"
[Ponies] "THIS-*sluuurp*-is the best! If only I had a COMIC
[Ponies] to enjoy ALONGSIDE it. UGH!"
[Ponies] "Hehe, one Strawberry Milkshake is enough for me.
[Ponies] Thanks, though."
[Ponies] "Huh? What's this? Oh.. A comic."
[Ponies] "The character has a cute design and talks funny
[Ponies] so I am endeared to him..."
[Ponies] Her eyes pore over the page.
[Ponies] "Hehehe... Oh that dog and his mind games! The
[Ponies] lengths he's going just for a slice of pizza!
[Ponies] Pffft!"
[Ponies] "OK, OK. Life is great and beautiful and nothing
[Ponies] bad will ever happen ever again. Go in whenever!"
[Ponies] "Oh if only I had a Strawberry Milkshake to go
[Ponies] alongside the exploits of Invisible Dog..."
[Ponies] "I don't WANT this!"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Chat]"
[Ponies] "Not in the mood to talk. I have NO FUNNY COMIC to
[Ponies] go alongside my DELICIOUS MILKSHAKE. My life is OVER. 
[Ponies] Let me SUFFER in SILENCE."
[Ponies] "Not in the mood to talk. I have NO Strawberry 
[Ponies] Milkshakes to go alongside my FUNNY COMIC. My 
[Ponies] life is OVER. Let me SUFFER in SILENCE."
[Ponies] "Not in the mood to talk. I have NO Strawberry 
[Ponies] Milkshakes. NO funny comics. My life is OVER. 
[Ponies] Let me SUFFER in SILENCE."
-----

She's too busy living life to the fullest. No point talking
to her.
-----

She's too busy living life to the fullest. No point talking
to her.
--- Event EV013 (13) ---

[Ponies2] "Hey I don't want to brag but... I know a lot about
[Ponies2] everything."
[Applejack] "What's the best apple?"
[Ponies2] "Honeycrisp? Zap? Sunkissed? Pink Lady? Granny Smith?"
[Applejack] "Wrong. There ain't no best apple. They all shine
[Applejack] in their own unique, wonderful ways."
[Applejack] "Stick to yer' lanes, city slicker."
[Ponies2] "Well what's YOUR personal favourite apple?"
[Applejack] "Depends on the hour."
[Ponies2] "What about right now?"
[Applejack] "Sweet Orin. Ya' develop an eclectic taste after a
[Applejack] while."
. . .
[PinkiePie] "Woah..."
[Applejack] "Pinkie."
[TwilightSparkle] "I probably know more."
[Ponies2] "Oh yeah? Well I know EVEN more."
[TwilightSparkle] "Name five fields of magic."
[Ponies2] "I don't know."
[Ponies2] "And that, my dearest grape juice... is the apex of
[Ponies2] wisdom and knowledge."
[Applejack] "Ah' didn't even consider that..."
[Ponies2] "Watermelons and limes go together like... apples and
[Ponies2] oranges."
[Rarity] "You only say that if the two things AREN'T comparable."
[Ponies2] "Uh-huh. But because of that saying everypony now
[Ponies2] thinks of apples and oranges as together. See
[Ponies2] how it works?"
[Fluttershy] "Most animals love watermelons. They're very
[Fluttershy] versatile!"
[Ponies2] "Just like me. I'm your EVERY-MARE. I can kinda...
[Ponies2] Do a little bit of everyTHING."
[Applejack] "I don't like the seeds."
[Fluttershy] "Maybe we can ask Twilight or Rarity to remove the
[Fluttershy] seeds for you one day. Then you can have a watermelon
[Fluttershy] properly, and the seeds can go to a critter that
[Fluttershy] enjoys them."
[Applejack] "That'd be nice."
[Ponies2] "Hey if you want, I can get wet for you and then you
[Ponies2] can suck the water out of my coat! I'm just a little
[Ponies2] melon pony."
[Extra] "You tryin' to psyche me out?"
[Ponies2] "I just like to stay on brand. I'm the watermelon
[Ponies2] pony!"
[Fluttershy] "Sure."
[Applejack] "Fluttersh-What? No. You ain't doing that."
[Fluttershy] "It could be useful for our investigation."
[Applejack] "Hmm, good point. We'll keep this lead in mind.
[Applejack] But err, let's root around some more first."
[Ponies2] "I can tell the future I'm just wrong sometimes."
[PinkiePie] "I can tell the future I'm just RIGHT sometimes!"
[Ponies2] "What's going to happen next?"
[PinkiePie] "Well the humidity and atmosphere of this area is
[PinkiePie] pretty dodgy so I'm probably going to start sweating
[PinkiePie] glitter!"
[Applejack] "Why are you sweating glitter?"
[PinkiePie] "I don't knowww, it just comes out sometimes!"
--- Event EV014 (14) ---

No point going back in there.
--- Event EV015 (15) ---

You picked up a coin.
--- Event EV016 (16) ---

[Ponies2] "I'm not even kidding I had to make this game in the
[Ponies2] last week but then I slacked off until the last 3 days
[Ponies2] and BOOM withdrawal agonizing excruciating pain I can't
[Ponies2] even think straight."
[PinkiePie] "Pray for Anon!!! Pray for all the Anon's of the
[PinkiePie] world!"
[Ponies2] "I like hoofball and clouds!"
[Applejack] "Ah' like apples and clouds. Heh, maybe you featherbrains
[Applejack] ain't so different after all."
[Fluttershy] "Every time I try to play hoofball somepony
[Fluttershy] accidentally kicks it into my face as hard as they
[Fluttershy] can."
[Applejack] "There's always buckball."
[Fluttershy] "That's usually worse."
[PinkiePie] "I like you."
[Ponies2] "Thanks!"
[Rarity] "I prefer buckball."
[TwilightSparkle] "Uh huh, wow. Very interesting."
[Ponies2] "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit."
[TwilightSparkle] "Say the rest of the quote."
[Ponies2] "Hm?"
[TwilightSparkle] "Say the rest of the quote."
[Ponies2] "..."
[TwilightSparkle] "Let me help. 'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit,
[TwilightSparkle] but the highest form of intelligence.' So I'll
[TwilightSparkle] gladly take your compliment, thank you!"
[Ponies2] "I hate you nerd types sometimes."
[Applejack] "Awh hay, we all feel that way bout' Twilight
[Applejack] occasionally. It's part of her charm."
[TwilightSparkle] "Hey!"
[Ponies2] "I wonder how it feels to be a ground-pounder..."
[Applejack] "You want a piece of me, boy?"
[Ponies2] "I didn't mean it in a mean way!"
[Applejack] "Oh. Well it's a lot like livin', but fun."
[Fluttershy] "That's not a very nice thing to call them. It
[Fluttershy] must be nice to have a connection to the land or
[Fluttershy] magic, I think. But I like being a pegasus. That
[Fluttershy] way I can help flying, climbing or stuck creatures."
[PinkiePie] "Well you get to be super strong and have an
[PinkiePie] inexplicable connection to the earth itself that
[PinkiePie] borders on the mystical but is never quite explained
[PinkiePie] in satisfying detail!"
[Ponies2] "I don't get it."
[PinkiePie] "It's like Ogres and Oubliettes but you have no
[PinkiePie] level cap!"
[Ponies2] "Oooooh!"
[Rarity] "Quite satisfactory, I assure you. I've actually
[Rarity] yet to really explore the domain of pegasus fashion
[Rarity] fully. One would have to account for those wings
[Rarity] and the constant flying around and all!"
[Rarity] "I suppose that's why they primarily wear coat-tight
[Rarity] suits and metal armour... I'm sure I can make it
[Rarity] work. I'm sure I can make it work *well*, even."
[Ponies2] "I only wear stuff if my mom makes me."
[Rarity] "I can tell."
[TwilightSparkle] "I can imagine myself to be an Earth Pony, I guess.
[TwilightSparkle] But I can't really imagine myself as a pegasus.
[TwilightSparkle] Maybe I'd become an astronomer of sorts? Airborne
[TwilightSparkle] pegasi at night with telescopes... A striking visual!"
[Ponies2] "Thought we already drew everything in the night
[Ponies2] sky?"
[TwilightSparkle] "It's a little more complicated than that - and
[TwilightSparkle] sort of? Princess Luna has been re-organising the 
[TwilightSparkle] sky ever since she came back."
[Ponies2] "Sorry, I'm feeling a little lonely. I've been
[Ponies2] writing a book. And it's like, deep, okay?"
[Applejack] "Eh. Enlighten me, hotshot."
[Ponies2] "It's about this pony who discovers her talent is
[Ponies2] skipping stones across the ocean, but then she
[Ponies2] runs out of ocean..."
[Applejack] "What, she drains the sea of all the water or
[Applejack] somethin'?"
[Ponies2] "METAPHORICALLY. It's like, ugh, you just don't get
[Ponies2] the angst. It's about the... heaviness of the stone."
[Applejack] "Son I wish you the best of luck but that don't
[Applejack] make a lick of sense. If a stone was heavy, ya'
[Applejack] couldn't skip it now, could ya'?"
[Fluttershy] "That sounds incredibly boring."
[Fluttershy] "Oh, uhm, I'm sorry. I mean it sounds uhm..."
[Fluttershy] "Nice?"
[PinkiePie] "Eheh... Welllll... I'd... It needs more of a KICK.
[PinkiePie] Maybe she should fall in love with the stone. Or the
[PinkiePie] READER."
[Rarity] "Mm, certainly a novel idea. I'm sure it'll be an 
[Rarity] excellent bookshelf decoration one day."
[Ponies2] "Woah... So will you read my book?"
[Rarity] "I'm generous with my time, patience and resources.
[Rarity] I am not so patient with my sanity."
[Rarity] "Sorry. That was rude. I still don't want to read it
[Rarity] though. But I'll buy your book, I promise!"
[TwilightSparkle] "You didn't strike me as err, the philosophical sort?"
[Ponies2] "Philo-what-ical?"
[TwilightSparkle] "... Good luck with your book."
[Ponies2] "Sometimes I think about growing out my mane. The
[Ponies2] ears can get kinda cold."
[Ponies2] "There aren't really that many green ponies in
[Ponies2] Equestria. Food for thought."
[TwilightSparkle] "You're very lucky. I assure you."
[Applejack] "Granny's green."
[Ponies2] "My granny's pink."
[Applejack] "Yeah I meant my granny. Granny Smith."
[Ponies2] "Oh, cool."
--- Event EV017 (17) ---

[Ponies2] "I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET MY MEMORIES BACK!"
[Ponies2] "H-hey... If it comes down to it. I want you to
[Ponies2] be the one who does it."
[Applejack] Applejack takes off her hat and puts it over her
[Applejack] barrel. "Thank you. Ah' promise you, I'm gonna'
[Applejack] do everythin' within my power to make sure that
[Applejack] doesn't gotta happen."
[Fluttershy] "O-okay... Just for you. Only for you."
[PinkiePie] "If it comes down to it."
[Rarity] "If I must."
[TwilightSparkle] "If there's no other way."
[Ponies2] "I want to get earrings! Like those ponies from
[Ponies2] Manehattan! They look so cool!"
[Fluttershy] "That sounds incredibly painful."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like earrings. I think they're silly."
[PinkiePie] "You had earring."
[Applejack] "Ah' told you that in confidence!"
[Rarity] "They'd look MARVELOUS on you!"
[Rarity] "Ah, and do avoid PIERCING your ears. Magic exists
[Rarity] for a reason; visit the boutique sometime. I'll
[Rarity] do it for free!"
[Applejack] "Don't do it for free. Stop offerin' your services
[Applejack] for free."
[Rarity] "I'll do it for free!"
[TwilightSparkle] "My mom never taught me how to do makeup or fashion
[TwilightSparkle] stuff like that. But she said I'm beautiufl just
[TwilightSparkle] the way I am, so all's good."
[Ponies2] "I like ponies."
[Applejack] "Ah' love ponies."
[Ponies2] "ME TOO!!!"
[Fluttershy] "I think ponies are nice."
[Ponies2] "Heh. Looks like we got a common interest."
[PinkiePie] "Ponies are GREAT!!!"
[Ponies2] "Heh. Looks like we're not so different after
[Ponies2] all."
[Rarity] "We ARE ponies."
[Ponies2] "Oh YEAH!"
[TwilightSparkle] "One day there'll be even more ponies."
[Ponies2] "Woahhh!"
--- Event EV018 (18) ---

[Ponies2] "I will put it into legislation... QUILL onto paper.
[Ponies2] That ALL ponies. Regardless of who they are or where
[Ponies2] they hail from... are entitled to a nice little drink
[Ponies2] and snack every now and then."
[Fluttershy] "I think they should get little naps, too."
[Ponies2] "Oh wow, I didn't even consider that. Yeah!"
[PinkiePie] "You have my full support, backing and loyalty."
[Ponies2] "Dust makes me cough but I really like it because
[Ponies2] it makes me feel thematic..."
[Fluttershy] "Sometimes I wish I was just a little braver so
[Fluttershy] I could lean into my colours, too. 'Butter my
[Fluttershy] butt and call me a biscuit'..."
[Fluttershy] "Eheh."
[Applejack] "If I leaned into my colours I'd be an orange
[Applejack] farmer, and that's just a downright shame. Don't
[Applejack] shackle yourself to nothin'."
[TwilightSparkle] "I drink juice and eat a lot of grapes to stay on
[TwilightSparkle] brand with the purple. I understand."
[Applejack] "Ah' like to think that even if I weren't apple-
[Applejack] flanked, I'd still find my way home."
[Ponies2] "You know cow-girl, it just seems like you're afraid
[Ponies2] to bear your heart to the world!"
[Applejack] "Nah I'm fine. Gotta be honest with yourself
[Applejack] too."
[Ponies2] "My mane goes CRUNCH when you touch it cus' I'm
[Ponies2] in a lot of weird places."
[Rarity] "Darling, that's revolting. There's a spa in the
[Rarity] area, you know."
[Ponies2] "Nooo I like being dusty!"
[Applejack] "Thought it'd be more like a POOMF. On account of
[Applejack] all the dust."
[Ponies2] "You'd think so but no..."
--- Event EV019 (19) ---

[Applejack] "Ah' spent 20 bits namin' a lil' snake after ya'."
[Ponies] "I do not understand. Why?"
[Applejack] "Dunno. Thought it'd be cute."
[Ponies] "... I will pay you back one day, dear friend."
[Applejack] "Heheh. Appreciated."
[Ponies] "I do not enjoy company of ponies as much as I
[Ponies] enjoy books."
[Applejack] "Awh hay, that's no way to live! You just gotta
[Applejack] find your folk."
[Ponies] "I do not know how."
[Applejack] "Well you gotta put yourself out there for one.
[Applejack] Swing over by at Cider Ceason, ah'll show you a
[Applejack] little something something about life, living and
[Applejack] uhhh, apples."
[Fluttershy] "I prefer the company of my animals over ponies most
[Fluttershy] of the time too. But it can be very nice to have a
[Fluttershy] small group of friends. It doesn't have to be uhm,
[Fluttershy] intense if you don't want it to be.."
[PinkiePie] "Okay well NOW you're on my Party VIP list. You'll
[PinkiePie] make SO many friends!"
[PinkiePie] "OR ELSE!"
[Rarity] "Why, that's no way to live. Perhaps considering
[Rarity] moving away if it's truly so hopeless? Find an
[Rarity] area that suits you better. It worked for a
[Rarity] friend of mine, at least."
[TwilightSparkle] "Oh? You like books too? You should visit the
[TwilightSparkle] library at Ponyville!"
[Applejack] "Heh. Nerds bondin' over words, ain't that cute."
[Ponies] "I am not a nerd."
[TwilightSparkle] "There's nothing wrong with being a 'nerd' or a
[TwilightSparkle] bookworm, you know. Knowledge is power, and it's
[TwilightSparkle] nice to be able to navigate the world without
[TwilightSparkle] being blind as a bat knowledge wise."
[TwilightSparkle] "I can only imagine how frightening everything
[TwilightSparkle] can seem if you don't know how anything works."
[Applejack] "You're sayin' this cus' of the Zecora thing."
[TwilightSparkle] "YES I'm saying this because of the Zecora thing.
[TwilightSparkle] How did NOPONY else know what a Zebra was or what
[TwilightSparkle] their culture was like?! There should be... a class
[TwilightSparkle] or something about this sort of thing!"
[Ponies] "I must interject. Bats are not blind, and only
[Ponies] 70% navigate by echolocation."
[TwilightSparkle] "YOU ARE A NERD! YOU'RE - YOU ARE IN THE CIRCLE WITH
[TwilightSparkle] ME! WE'RE BOTH IN THE CIRCLE!"
[Ponies] "I do not confirm the circle."
[TwilightSparkle] "The circle confirms itself."
[Ponies] Marigold sighs. "I am quite fond of snakes."
[Ponies] Marigold smiles. "I am quite fond of snakes."
[Ponies] "I do not possess basic spatial reasoning ability.
[Ponies] This is why I am desk worker. I enjoy desk work."
[Ponies] "I forgot to bring my cushion in to work today. I
[Ponies] do not like to sit on clouds."
[Ponies] "I am excited for meal today."
--- Event EV020 (20) ---

[Extra] [Rainbow banner.
[Extra] Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.]
[PinkiePie] "One day they'll add pink. Not today. But one day."
[TwilightSparkle] "As smart as I am, intuitively these names didn't
[TwilightSparkle] make sense to me. I'd never call such a vibrant
[TwilightSparkle] cyan 'Blue'. I think. Or maybe I would? Worth
[TwilightSparkle] exploring further!"
--- Event EV021 (21) ---

[Extra] [Rainbow banner.
[Extra] Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.]
[PinkiePie] "One day they'll add pink. Not today. But one day."
[TwilightSparkle] "As smart as I am, intuitively these names didn't
[TwilightSparkle] make sense to me. I'd never call such a vibrant
[TwilightSparkle] cyan 'Blue'. I think. Or maybe I would? Worth
[TwilightSparkle] exploring further!"

--------- Map Snakes ---------

--- Event EV003 (3) ---

[Notalive] Ssssss...
--- Event EV004 (4) ---

It's a snake. Ssss.
-----

[Notalive] Their name is Snake.
[Fluttershy] "... Hello, 'Fluttershy'."
[PinkiePie] "I've had some pretty BAD experiences with clones so
[PinkiePie] let's set down some GROUND RULES. First of all, you
[PinkiePie] can be PINKIE 1 and I can be PINKIE 2 so that we don't
[PinkiePie] get CONFUSED."
[Rarity] "Graceful. Were it not for the oviposition, I'd
[Rarity] find myself quite fond of him."
[TwilightSparkle] "Hello, Twilight."
[Notalive] "Hello."
[TwilightSparkle]
--- Event EV005 (5) ---

[Ponies] "Welcome to the snake pit!"

[CHOICES]
  1: Chat
  2: Name a snake [20 Bits]
  3: Leave

> BRANCH FOR: "Chat"
[Ponies] "What if we were all snake ponies or just snakes
[Ponies] and instead of pony idioms and pony wordplay we'd
[Ponies] all have to do snake idioms and snake wordplay?"
[PinkiePie] "Then we'd never thrive as a society..."
[Ponies] "I like this job because I get to look at the
[Ponies] snakes."
[Fluttershy] "I'd like this job, too."
[Applejack] "Don't you got a few snakes back at home?"
[Fluttershy] "Yes! It's, uhm, mostly playing damage control with
[Fluttershy] them though. But they can be awfully nice if you put
[Fluttershy] them in the right environment."
[Ponies] "No, sorry, you can't coil a snake around your
[Ponies] neck like a really cool scarf..."
[Rarity] "Then what is the POINT?!"
[Ponies] "This job is nice, but I wish I had something to
[Ponies] pass the time. They're not very high maintenance
[Ponies] creatures."
[TwilightSparkle] "You can read a book! About snakes! 
[TwilightSparkle] Or non-snake related topics!"
[Ponies] "Has poisoning your enemy ever been useful Applejack,
[Ponies] if I can call you that?"
[Applejack] "S'ppose not. Usually better to buck 'em in the face.
[Applejack] But there's a my-stick-al charm to it, ain't it? Makes
[Applejack] ya' want to... paint yer' face and all."
[Ponies] "I only have one big meal a day instead of three meals
[Ponies] a day because that's my preference. But then I eat too
[Ponies] quickly and too much and I get the hiccups."
[Ponies] "Believe it or not, standing on clouds is pretty
[Ponies] cold. Maybe I should get some booties? Or horseshoes..
[Ponies] PONYshoes."
[Ponies] "Yeah no sorry we don't have any other animals.
[Ponies] Just the snakes. But some say everypony has an
[Ponies] inner animal. I'd probably be a horse."
[Ponies] "SNAKE FACT: Snakes can smell with their tongues."
[Ponies] "SNAKE FACT: You can pick up snakes with your
[Ponies] mouth and they won't mind all that much sometimes."

> BRANCH FOR: "Name a snake [20 Bits]"
[Ponies] "Great! You can name the one in that lonesome pen
[Ponies] there."
[Fluttershy] "Uhm, sorry, I hate to be a bother but.. I have an 
[Fluttershy] Animal Kingdom Season Pass. Do the discounts apply 
[Fluttershy] here? It's okay if they don't..."
[Ponies] "Well this isn't really Animal Kingdom. It's the
[Ponies] Rainbow Factory. But..."
[Ponies] The mare leans in.
[Ponies] "You got a little something something to you, so
[Ponies] sure! How much is the discount?"
[Fluttershy] "20%."
[Ponies] "Uhhh, what's 20% of 20?"
[Applejack] "4."
[Ponies] "No I mean like, 20 bits. Not numbers."
[Applejack] "Excuse me?"
[Ponies] She takes a deep breath, and exhales.
[Ponies] "Let's just call it 5 bits. What do you want to
[Ponies] name the snake?"
[Ponies] "Yokie dokie! And I'll apply your discount so it's
[Ponies] only 5 bits. What do you want to name them?"
[Fluttershy] "I think he'd prefer his own name, but okay..."
[Ponies] "That's kind of weird. She works here, you know."
[Applejack] "Good."
[PinkiePie] "I didn't think it was weird. I thought it was unweird.
[PinkiePie] I think we should colour it."
[Applejack] "Heh. Snakes n' apples. Go together like uhh... man
[Applejack] and knowledge, ah' suppose!"
[Applejack] "Heheh, good ol' Derpy."
[Applejack] "A fine name for a fine snake, if ya' ask me."
[TwilightSparkle] "..."
[Applejack] "She don't get enough attention. This ought to get
[Applejack] her name out."
[Applejack] "Both snakey lil' fellas, if you think about it."
[Applejack] "Both talk about as much. Seems fittin'."
[Applejack] "Both green!"
[Applejack] "What's that, anon? Now that's a mighty strange
[Applejack] word of power to name an animal, but... if ya'
[Applejack] say so."
[Ponies] "Awh, that's sweet."
[Ponies] "So you want to name it Snake,
[Ponies] right?"

[CHOICES]
  1: Yeah
  2: No
  3: Cancel & Refund

> BRANCH FOR: "Yeah"

> BRANCH FOR: "No"

> BRANCH FOR: "Cancel & Refund"
[Ponies] "Awh..."
[Ponies] "Cool. They're named that now."
[Ponies] "Sorry, you don't have enough! Don't you own the most
[Ponies] land in Ponyville?"
[Ponies] "Great! You can name the one in that lonesome pen
[Ponies] there."
[PinkiePie] "I am HONOURED!!!"
[Rarity] "Charming. One day, I'll wear that thing as a scarf.
[Rarity] I promise."
[TwilightSparkle] "... Okay? I sometimes forget how eccentric you
[TwilightSparkle] can be at times, Applejack."
[Applejack] "Ah' jut wanted to immortalise you. Some sorts of
[Applejack] snakes live forever, you know."
[TwilightSparkle] "You're thinking of jellyfish."
[Applejack] "Eh. Close enough."
[Ponies] "That's kind of weird. She works here, you know."
[Applejack] "Good."
[PinkiePie] "I didn't think it was weird. I thought it was unweird.
[PinkiePie] I think we should colour it."
[Applejack] "Heh. Snakes n' apples. Go together like uhh... man
[Applejack] and knowledge, ah' suppose!"
[Applejack] "Heheh, good ol' Derpy."
[Applejack] "A fine name for a fine snake, if ya' ask me."
[TwilightSparkle] "..."
[Applejack] "She don't get enough attention. This ought to get
[Applejack] her name out."
[Applejack] "Both snakey lil' fellas, if you think about it."
[Applejack] "Both talk about as much. Seems fittin'."
[Applejack] "Both green!"
[Applejack] "What's that, anon? Now that's a mighty strange
[Applejack] word of power to name an animal, but... if ya'
[Applejack] say so."
[Ponies] "Awh, that's sweet."
[Ponies] "So you want to name it Snake,
[Ponies] right?"

[CHOICES]
  1: Yeah
  2: No
  3: Cancel & Refund

> BRANCH FOR: "Yeah"

> BRANCH FOR: "No"

> BRANCH FOR: "Cancel & Refund"
[Ponies] "Awh..."
[Ponies] "Cool. They're named that now."
[Ponies] "Sorry, you don't have enough! Don't you own the most
[Ponies] land in Ponyville?"

> BRANCH FOR: "Cancel & Refund"
-----

[Ponies] "Welcome to the snake pit!"

[CHOICES]
  1: Chat
  2: Is there anything else to do here?
  3: Leave

> BRANCH FOR: "Chat"
[Ponies] "What if we were all snake ponies or just snakes
[Ponies] and instead of pony idioms and pony wordplay we'd
[Ponies] all have to do snake idioms and snake wordplay?"
[PinkiePie] "Then we'd never thrive as a society..."
[Ponies] "I like this job because I get to look at the
[Ponies] snakes."
[Fluttershy] "I'd like this job, too."
[Ponies] "No, sorry, you can't coil a snake around your
[Ponies] neck like a really cool scarf..."
[Rarity] "Then what is the POINT?!"
[Ponies] "This job is nice, but I wish I had something to
[Ponies] pass the time. They're not very high maintenance
[Ponies] creatures."
[TwilightSparkle] "You can read a book! About snakes! 
[TwilightSparkle] Or non-snake related topics!"
[Ponies] "Has poisoning your enemy ever been useful Applejack,
[Ponies] if I can call you that?"
[Applejack] "S'ppose not. Usually better to buck 'em in the face.
[Applejack] But there's a my-stick-al charm to it, ain't it? Makes
[Applejack] ya' want to... paint yer' face and all."
[Ponies] "I only have one big meal a day instead of three meals
[Ponies] a day because that's my preference. But then I eat too
[Ponies] quickly and too much and I get the hiccups."
[Ponies] "Believe it or not, standing on clouds is pretty
[Ponies] cold. Maybe I should get some booties? Or horseshoes..
[Ponies] PONYshoes."
[Ponies] "Yeah no sorry we don't have any other animals.
[Ponies] Just the snakes. But some say everypony has an
[Ponies] inner animal. I'd probably be a horse."
[Ponies] "SNAKE FACT: Snakes can smell with their tongues."
[Ponies] "SNAKE FACT: You can pick up snakes with your
[Ponies] mouth and they won't mind all that much sometimes."

> BRANCH FOR: "Is there anything else to do here?"
[Ponies] "Nope! That's basically it!"
[Applejack] "That's it?"
[Ponies] "That's it."
[Fluttershy] "I think you're doing a wonderful job here. The
[Fluttershy] snakes are very happy, even if they want to bite
[Fluttershy] you and strangle you a tiny bit."
[Applejack] "That's it?"
[Ponies] "That's it."
[PinkiePie] "I'm it..."
[Rarity] "What do they... do all day?"
[Ponies] "Snake stuff? I'm not sure. I guess this is their
[Ponies] thing."
[Rarity] "There has to be more to life."
[Ponies] "Nope, this is it!"
[Applejack] "Prolly ain't so bad once you get used to it, I
[Applejack] reckon."
[TwilightSparkle] "Oh. Well can't you tell us some snake facts? Do
[TwilightSparkle] a snake feeding or something?"
[Ponies] "I don't feel like it."
[TwilightSparkle] "Okay."
[Applejack] "Can we touch the snakes?"
[Ponies] "Mmmmm... no!"

> BRANCH FOR: "Leave"
--- Event EV006 (6) ---

A secret pouch of bits.
Reappropriated for investigation purposes.
--- Event EV008 (8) ---

You picked up a coin.
--- Event EV009 (9) ---

You picked up a coin.
--- Event EV010 (10) ---

[Extra] [Mmm.. Voucher for a free Strawberry Milkshake at
[Extra] the cafeteria. Ain't that swell. Kinda crumped and
[Extra] old - does nopony really come here?]
--- Event EV011 (11) ---

You picked up a coin.
--- Event EV012 (12) ---

You picked up a coin.
--- Event EV013 (13) ---

You picked up a coin.
--- Event EV014 (14) ---

[Extra] [Rainbow banner.
[Extra] Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.]
[PinkiePie] "One day they'll add pink. Not today. But one day."
[TwilightSparkle] "As smart as I am, intuitively these names didn't
[TwilightSparkle] make sense to me. I'd never call such a vibrant
[TwilightSparkle] cyan 'Blue'. I think. Or maybe I would? Worth
[TwilightSparkle] exploring further!"
--- Event EV015 (15) ---

[Extra] [Rainbow banner.
[Extra] Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.]
[PinkiePie] "One day they'll add pink. Not today. But one day."
[TwilightSparkle] "As smart as I am, intuitively these names didn't
[TwilightSparkle] make sense to me. I'd never call such a vibrant
[TwilightSparkle] cyan 'Blue'. I think. Or maybe I would? Worth
[TwilightSparkle] exploring further!"

--------- Map Kitchen ---------

--- Event EV001 (1) ---

[Extra] [If I leave now... Ah' can't ever live it down. It'll
[Extra] crush mah' self esteem as a Detective. Perhaps even
[Extra] paralyze me beyond operation. I should KNOW the order 
[Extra] of a Rainbow.]
[Fluttershy] "Now that I think of it, I don't think I know
[Fluttershy] the colours of a rainbow either. Is that bad?"
[Applejack] "No. It's normal n' healthy for a mare your age.
[Applejack] Don't worry about it."
[PinkiePie] "By the way it's I-"
[Applejack] "NO."
[Applejack] "No. I'm sorry. I have to do this. Ah' must."
[PinkiePie] "I understand..."
[Rarity] "Just visualise Rainbow Dash, darling."
[Applejack] "No."
[Rarity] "If you say so, darling."
[Applejack] "Ah'm doin' it my way, *sugarcube*."
[Rarity] "Okay, dear."
[Applejack] "Your patience is appreciated, buttercup."
[TwilightSparkle] "Want me to do it?"
[Applejack] "HEY. I'm thinkin'. I'm doing this my way."
[TwilightSparkle] She sits on her haunches and holds up her hooves
[TwilightSparkle] in mock surrender. "Okay! Okay."

[CHOICES]
  1: Back to the grindstone
  2: Leave anyway [DEBUFF]

> BRANCH FOR: "Back to the grindstone"

> BRANCH FOR: "Leave anyway [DEBUFF]"
[Applejack] "Meh. Ah' give up. Just ring the darn bell."
[Ponies2] "Okay, okay! Uhm. Sorry you had such... a bad
[Ponies2] experience here? Uhm. Here's a little something
[Ponies2] something to pep you back up."
You received...
+1 Vanilla Milkshake
+1 Chocolate Milkshake
+2 Strawberry Milkshake
[Applejack] "Appreciated."
[Applejack] 
[Applejack] [PERMANENT 'SAD' DEBUFF.]
[Applejack] [-10% ATTACK , -25% HEALTH , -50% AGILITY]
--- Event EV002 (2) ---

You're not holding any Flavouring. Get one from the center
of the room if you wish to insert/replace a colour in this
receptacle.
--- Event EV003 (3) ---

Extract.

[CHOICES]
  1: Banana
  2: Grape
  3: Cherry

> BRANCH FOR: "Banana"

> BRANCH FOR: "Grape"

> BRANCH FOR: "Cherry"

> BRANCH FOR: [Cancel]
--- Event EV004 (4) ---

You're not holding any Flavouring. Get one from the center
of the room if you wish to insert/replace a colour in this
receptacle.
--- Event EV005 (5) ---

You're not holding any Flavouring. Get one from the center
of the room if you wish to insert/replace a colour in this
receptacle.
--- Event EV006 (6) ---

You're not holding any Flavouring. Get one from the center
of the room if you wish to insert/replace a colour in this
receptacle.
--- Event EV007 (7) ---

You're not holding any Flavouring. Get one from the center
of the room if you wish to insert/replace a colour in this
receptacle.
--- Event EV008 (8) ---

You're not holding any Flavouring. Get one from the center
of the room if you wish to insert/replace a colour in this
receptacle.
--- Event EV009 (9) ---

You're not holding any Flavouring. Get one from the center
of the room if you wish to insert/replace a colour in this
receptacle.
--- Event EV010 (10) ---

Extract.

[CHOICES]
  1: Orange
  2: Blueberry
  3: Apple

> BRANCH FOR: "Orange"

> BRANCH FOR: "Blueberry"

> BRANCH FOR: "Apple"
[Applejack] "Most apples ain't green. This is poorly labelled."

> BRANCH FOR: [Cancel]
--- Event EV011 (11) ---

Extract.

[CHOICES]
  1: Ice
  2: Yellow Snow
  3: Ice

> BRANCH FOR: "Ice"

> BRANCH FOR: "Yellow Snow"

> BRANCH FOR: "Ice"

> BRANCH FOR: [Cancel]
--- Event EV012 (12) ---

[Ponies2] "Yay! Alright, lunch time it is. I'll ring the
[Ponies2] bell in a bit."
[Ponies2] "And hey... Have some milkshakes. On the HOUSE."
You received...
+1 Vanilla Milkshake
+1 Chocolate Milkshake
+1 Strawberry Milkshake
[Ponies2] "Awh, I don't think that smells right. It's a backwards
[Ponies2] rainbow! Bottom to top! Or like the flags outside
[Ponies2] this very room, but right to left. In Horse Japan,
[Ponies2] it's not backwards I guess. It's normalwards."
-----

[Ponies2] "HEY. No. BAD pony. Don't TOUCH that button again."
[Applejack] "Awh.."
--- Event EV013 (13) ---

Locked.
--- Event EV014 (14) ---

[PinkiePie] Pinkie Pie picks up the bit, tosses it up, and catches
[PinkiePie] it with the flat side of her hoof. SIX bits land upon
[PinkiePie] it, perfectly piled one on top of each other.
[Applejack] "WHAT!"
[PinkiePie] "Don't worry about it."
You picked up a coin.
--- Event EV015 (15) ---

You picked up a coin.
--- Event EV016 (16) ---

[Ponies2] "Remember, paint an inverted rainbow from left to
[Ponies2] right."

[CHOICES]
  1: Got it
  2: I don't get it.
  3: I'm done

> BRANCH FOR: "Got it"

> BRANCH FOR: "I don't get it."
[Ponies2] "So, imagine you got three colours." R - G - B
[Ponies2] "The inverted order is..." B - G - R 
[Ponies2] "And then you'd paint it in that order up there."
[Ponies2] "In this case, we're doing a RAINBOW inverted.
[Ponies2] So uhm, imagine a rainbow. You do the bottom colour
[Ponies2] first, and work your way up to the top. Or look
[Ponies2] at the flags outside! Right to left."

> BRANCH FOR: "I'm done"
[Ponies2] "Yay! Alright, lunch time it is. I'll ring the
[Ponies2] bell in a bit."
[Ponies2] "And hey... Have some milkshakes. On the HOUSE."
You received...
+1 Vanilla Milkshake
+1 Chocolate Milkshake
+1 Strawberry Milkshake
[Ponies2] "Awh, I don't think that smells right. It's a backwards
[Ponies2] rainbow! Bottom to top! Or like the flags outside
[Ponies2] this very room, but right to left. In Horse Japan,
[Ponies2] it's not backwards I guess. It's normalwards."
-----

She's too busy chatting and working.
--- Event EV017 (17) ---

[Ponies2] "Hey! You're not allowed to be here!"
[Applejack] "Actually ah'm allowed to do whatever I want."
[Ponies2] "Oh, yokie dokie. What's up?"
[Applejack] "I'm wonderin' if you can do lunch time a lil'
[Applejack] early."
[Ponies2] "Uhm... But that's against the rules. And there's
[Ponies2] no lunch."
[Applejack] "Please?"
[Ponies2] "Mmm... Well even if I wanted to, again, lunch isn't
[Ponies2] ready. I'd have to make it."
[Applejack] "Can you make it? How quickly?"
[Ponies2] "Super-dupy quickly! Really we got some, sandwiches
[Ponies2] here and stuff... But the smoothies and the soups
[Ponies2] and the salads? Not ready at all."
[Ponies2] "A big fancy machine lets us make things VERY
[Ponies2] quickly, with just a few inputs."
[Applejack] "So... do it?"
[Ponies2] "Well I can't, I'm colourblind and my partner is
[Ponies2] on break flying around."
[Applejack] "Excuse me?"
[Ponies2] "Colourblind. I can't see colour at all. And the
[Ponies2] machine works by uhm, putting the colours into the
[Ponies2] receptacles in the order of an inverted rainbow."
[Applejack] "Err, inverted?"
[Ponies2] "Inverted. Bottom of a rainbow the top. See uhm,
[Ponies2] I invented the machine. And I wanted it to be thematic.
[Ponies2] But I messed it up."
[Applejack] "Because you're colour blind."
[Ponies2] "Because I'm colourblind."
[Applejack] "Welp, dontcha' worry. I'll cook it up for ya'!"
[Fluttershy] "That's terrible... It's okay. We can help."
[PinkiePie] "WE'LL DO IT FOR YOU!"
[Rarity] "An existence without colour? How TERRIBLE! Not to
[Rarity] worry! We'll help."
[TwilightSparkle] "Don't worry, we'll just do it for you!"
[Ponies2] "Huh! Well why not? SURE! So, just do it left to right.
[Ponies2] INVERTED colours of a rainbow. Got it? Good! Thanks."
[Ponies2] "Once you're done, press the button in the top
[Ponies2] right corner!"

--------- Map Hallway ---------

--- Event EV003 (3) ---

[Applejack] "Howdy!"
[Silhouette] "You're being detained."
[Applejack] "Awh shucks, that was quick! Alrighty then, we'll go."
[Applejack] "Awh shucks, that was quick! Alrighty then, I'll go."  
[Silhouette] "No."
[Silhouette] "You're being detained."
[Applejack] "Err, then ah'll wait for the Royal Guard to escort
[Applejack] us out?"
[Applejack] "Err, then ah'll wait for the Royal Guard to escort
[Applejack] me out?"
[Silhouette] "No. We enforce this locally."
[Applejack] "Don't like that."
[Fluttershy] "Uhm, we're sorry, we really are. We promise to not
[Fluttershy] cause anymore fuss now. Please?"
[PinkiePie] "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Rarity] "*Locally*? Excuse me? What could a factory possibly
[Rarity] need a local constabulary for? Why are two receptions
[Rarity] necessary? Why the sudden, extreme escalation?"
[TwilightSparkle] "I'm sorry. We just got wrapped up in a conspiracy
[TwilightSparkle] theory and got a little too zealous. We'll get out
[TwilightSparkle] of your mane now, we really didn't mean to cause
[TwilightSparkle] any fuss."
[Applejack] "Back off."
[Applejack] "That oughta' teach him."
[Extra] [What in tarnation was he thinkin', throwin' hooves
[Extra] at some surrenderin' civilian?]
[Fluttershy] "WHY would he do that?!"
[Extra] "Ah' really don't know. Maybe he was havin' a bad
[Extra] day? I get that we ain't entirely suppose to be here,
[Extra] but he really was splittin' frog hairs."
[PinkiePie] "I can't believe he was actually trying to hit us!"
[Extra] "Me neither. What got into him? Maybe folks are goin' 
[Extra] crazy from how bad Rainbow Spicy Kick is these days."
[Rarity] "That HOOLIGAN! What did he think he was accomplishing?
[Rarity] We had so politely offered to escort ourselves out
[Rarity] and THIS is how he reacts?"
[Extra] "It was just one pony. Don't let that soil our 
[Extra] viewpoint just yet. Most folk are pretty nice.
[Extra] Let's just get into the factory."
[TwilightSparkle] "That was terrible! I really was hoping he'd listen
[TwilightSparkle] to reason. Oh well, fighting is just the... I'll
[TwilightSparkle] have to workshop the quote later but pretend I
[TwilightSparkle] said something profound about fighting."
--- Event EV005 (5) ---

[Extra] [Home is where the heart is.]

[CHOICES]
  1: [Leave]
  2: [Rejuvenate (1x)]
  3: [Save]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Leave]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Rejuvenate (1x)]"
[Extra] [Used up.]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Save]"
--- Event EV006 (6) ---

[Applejack] "Howdy!"
[Silhouette] "You're being detained."
[Applejack] "Awh shucks, that was quick! Alrighty then, we'll go."
[Applejack] "Awh shucks, that was quick! Alrighty then, I'll go."  
[Silhouette] "No."
[Silhouette] "You're being detained."
[Applejack] "Err, then ah'll wait for the Royal Guard to escort
[Applejack] us out?"
[Applejack] "Err, then ah'll wait for the Royal Guard to escort
[Applejack] me out?"
[Silhouette] "No. We enforce this locally."
[Applejack] "Don't like that."
[Fluttershy] "Uhm, we're sorry, we really are. We promise to not
[Fluttershy] cause anymore fuss now. Please?"
[PinkiePie] "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Rarity] "*Locally*? Excuse me? What could a factory possibly
[Rarity] need a local constabulary for? Why are two receptions
[Rarity] necessary? Why the sudden, extreme escalation?"
[TwilightSparkle] "I'm sorry. We just got wrapped up in a conspiracy
[TwilightSparkle] theory and got a little too zealous. We'll get out
[TwilightSparkle] of your mane now, we really didn't mean to cause
[TwilightSparkle] any fuss."
[Applejack] "Back off."
[Applejack] "That oughta' teach him."
[Extra] [What in tarnation was he thinkin', throwin' hooves
[Extra] at some surrenderin' civilian?]
[Fluttershy] "WHY would he do that?!"
[Extra] "Ah' really don't know. Maybe he was havin' a bad
[Extra] day? I get that we ain't entirely suppose to be here,
[Extra] but he really was splittin' frog hairs."
[PinkiePie] "I can't believe he was actually trying to hit us!"
[Extra] "Me neither. What got into him? Maybe folks are goin' 
[Extra] crazy from how bad Rainbow Spicy Kick is these days."
[Rarity] "That HOOLIGAN! What did he think he was accomplishing?
[Rarity] We had so politely offered to escort ourselves out
[Rarity] and THIS is how he reacts?"
[Extra] "It was just one pony. Don't let that soil our 
[Extra] viewpoint just yet. Most folk are pretty nice.
[Extra] Let's just get into the factory."
[TwilightSparkle] "That was terrible! I really was hoping he'd listen
[TwilightSparkle] to reason. Oh well, fighting is just the... I'll
[TwilightSparkle] have to workshop the quote later but pretend I
[TwilightSparkle] said something profound about fighting."
--- Event EV007 (7) ---

[Extra] [Rainbow banner.
[Extra] Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.]
[PinkiePie] "One day they'll add pink. Not today. But one day."
[TwilightSparkle] "As smart as I am, intuitively these names didn't
[TwilightSparkle] make sense to me. I'd never call such a vibrant
[TwilightSparkle] cyan 'Blue'. I think. Or maybe I would? Worth
[TwilightSparkle] exploring further!"
--- Event EV008 (8) ---

[Extra] [Rainbow banner.
[Extra] Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.]
[PinkiePie] "One day they'll add pink. Not today. But one day."
[TwilightSparkle] "As smart as I am, intuitively these names didn't
[TwilightSparkle] make sense to me. I'd never call such a vibrant
[TwilightSparkle] cyan 'Blue'. I think. Or maybe I would? Worth
[TwilightSparkle] exploring further!"
--- Event EV009 (9) ---

[Extra] [In the Rainbow Factory where your dreams and...
[Extra] Yeah no ah' don't remember the tune too well.]
--- Event EV010 (10) ---

[Extra] [In the Rainbow Factory where your dreams and...
[Extra] Yeah no ah' don't remember the tune too well.]
--- Event EV011 (11) ---

One may wish to enter through the door,
To do so is a trivial matter,
One must simply read,
Four codes lurking in murky words.
[Applejack] "Must be some sorta... puzzle."
[Fluttershy] "I think instead of puzzles they should only let the
[Fluttershy] pure-hearted through. Actually no, that'd be unfair to
[Fluttershy] the impure-hearted..."
[PinkiePie] "I give up. Let's smash it into pieces."
[Rarity] "I could've crafted a better arrangement of words.
[Rarity] And when I get home, I *shall*! And I'll use it 
[Rarity] in my very own home."
[TwilightSparkle] "Am I allowed to say the answer?"
[Applejack] "No."
[TwilightSparkle] "Am I allowed to be sly and say things that allude
[TwilightSparkle] or nudge you towards the answer?"
[Applejack] "No. But you're probably gonna anyway, so just
[Applejack] make sure ah' don't notice too hard."
One may wish to enter through the door,
To do so is a trivial matter,
One must simply read,
Four codes lurking in murky words.

[CHOICES]
  1: Input
  2: Leave

> BRANCH FOR: "Input"
[Applejack] "Got it!"
[Extra] [That ain't it.]
[Fluttershy] "I think the code might be in... numbers?"
[PinkiePie] "I think all the clues we need are right there on
[PinkiePie] the sign?"
[Rarity] "Take your time."
[TwilightSparkle] "Just look at the fir-"
[Applejack] "Please don't tell me. I'm investigatin'."

> BRANCH FOR: "Leave"
--- Event EV012 (12) ---

[Applejack] "Howdy!"
[Silhouette] "You're being detained."
[Applejack] "Awh shucks, that was quick! Alrighty then, we'll go."
[Applejack] "Awh shucks, that was quick! Alrighty then, I'll go."  
[Silhouette] "No."
[Silhouette] "You're being detained."
[Applejack] "Err, then ah'll wait for the Royal Guard to escort
[Applejack] us out?"
[Applejack] "Err, then ah'll wait for the Royal Guard to escort
[Applejack] me out?"
[Silhouette] "No. We enforce this locally."
[Applejack] "Don't like that."
[Fluttershy] "Uhm, we're sorry, we really are. We promise to not
[Fluttershy] cause anymore fuss now. Please?"
[PinkiePie] "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Rarity] "*Locally*? Excuse me? What could a factory possibly
[Rarity] need a local constabulary for? Why are two receptions
[Rarity] necessary? Why the sudden, extreme escalation?"
[TwilightSparkle] "I'm sorry. We just got wrapped up in a conspiracy
[TwilightSparkle] theory and got a little too zealous. We'll get out
[TwilightSparkle] of your mane now, we really didn't mean to cause
[TwilightSparkle] any fuss."
[Applejack] "Back off."
[Applejack] "That oughta' teach him."
[Extra] [What in tarnation was he thinkin', throwin' hooves
[Extra] at some surrenderin' civilian?]
[Fluttershy] "WHY would he do that?!"
[Extra] "Ah' really don't know. Maybe he was havin' a bad
[Extra] day? I get that we ain't entirely suppose to be here,
[Extra] but he really was splittin' frog hairs."
[PinkiePie] "I can't believe he was actually trying to hit us!"
[Extra] "Me neither. What got into him? Maybe folks are goin' 
[Extra] crazy from how bad Rainbow Spicy Kick is these days."
[Rarity] "That HOOLIGAN! What did he think he was accomplishing?
[Rarity] We had so politely offered to escort ourselves out
[Rarity] and THIS is how he reacts?"
[Extra] "It was just one pony. Don't let that soil our 
[Extra] viewpoint just yet. Most folk are pretty nice.
[Extra] Let's just get into the factory."
[TwilightSparkle] "That was terrible! I really was hoping he'd listen
[TwilightSparkle] to reason. Oh well, fighting is just the... I'll
[TwilightSparkle] have to workshop the quote later but pretend I
[TwilightSparkle] said something profound about fighting."

--------- Map Layer2 ---------

--- Event EV003 (3) ---

[Ponies] "Morning!"
[Applejack] "DERPY!"
[Applejack] "What are YOU doin' here?! Aren't you a mail mare?"
[Ponies] "Some ponies are just too cool to playyy by the
[Ponies] rules."
[Applejack] "That ain't really a satisfying answer."
[Ponies] She does a cool ass mane swish.
[Ponies] " "
[Applejack] "Okay."
[Fluttershy] "You haven't hurt anypony, have you?"
[Ponies] "The only thing that's going to hurt is your purse!"
[Ponies] "Because I'm a shopkeeper"
[Ponies] "With cheap prices but they're going to be so cheap
[Ponies] you spend all your bits anyway"
[Ponies] "But you can buy my services and I'll throw a punch
[Ponies] for you!"
[Ponies] "So maybe future Derpy has hurt ponies... That's
[Ponies] scary."
[PinkiePie] "DERPY ARE YOU A BAD GUY NOW?!"
[Ponies] "NO!!!!!!!!!"
[Ponies] "I am your friend."
[Rarity] "Does the postal office not pay you adequately?"
[Ponies] "Uhmmm. Maybe."
[Rarity] "Maybe?"
[Ponies] "I sort of just spend money until I run out. I don't
[Ponies] pay attention to my pay too much."
[TwilightSparkle] "Derpy, *why* are you running a shop at the Rainbow
[TwilightSparkle] Factory?"
[Ponies] "Some ponies..."
[Ponies] "Are just too cool to playyy by the
[Ponies] rules."
[Ponies] "So what can I do for you, friend?"

[CHOICES]
  1: [Leave]
  2: [Shop]
  3: [Boop]
  4: "What's lays ahead?"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Leave]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Shop]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Boop]"
[Ponies] She parries and counters you.

> BRANCH FOR: ""What's lays ahead?""
[Ponies] "I dunno. I didn't look because I didn't think it'd
[Ponies] be important for my shop so I didn't go."
--- Event EV004 (4) ---

[Extra] [Home is where the heart is.]

[CHOICES]
  1: [Leave]
  2: [Rejuvenate (1x)]
  3: [Save]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Leave]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Rejuvenate (1x)]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Save]"
-----

[Extra] [Home is where the heart is.]

[CHOICES]
  1: [Leave]
  2: [Save]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Leave]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Save]"

--------- Map Crematorium ---------

--- Event EV001 (1) ---

[Extra] [Fire...]

[CHOICES]
  1: Leave
  2: [Warm self up]
  3: [Heat/ignite item]
  4: [Burn self]

> BRANCH FOR: "Leave"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Warm self up]"
[Extra] [Feels nice.]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Heat/ignite item]"
[Extra] [Made a torch.]
[Applejack] "Fire."
[Rarity] "Fire."
[Rarity] "Fire!"
[Rarity] "FIRE!"
[Rarity] "I want to hold the fire."
[Applejack] "You can hold the fire."
[Applejack] "Fire."
[TwilightSparkle] "'Fire' is going to go out. You just lit a stick on
[TwilightSparkle] fire."
[Applejack] "Nah. Earth pony woo-woo."
[TwilightSparkle] "Earth pony magic is NOT that explicit!"
[Applejack] "Just watch me."
[Extra] [Upon exposure to heat, the number '2' creeps onto
[Extra] the surface of the Red mug.]
[Extra] [Upon exposure to heat, the number '5' creeps onto
[Extra] the surface of the Green mug.]
[Extra] [Upon exposure to heat, the number '1' creeps onto
[Extra] the surface of the Blue mug.]
[Extra] [Upon exposure to heat, the number '7' creeps onto
[Extra] the surface of the Yellow mug.]
[Extra] [Nah. Ain't work like that. There's probably a charger
[Extra] for a reason.]
[Extra] [Seems like a good way to blow myself up. Ah'll pass.]
[Extra] [Don't see the point in that.]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Burn self]"
[Applejack] "Ow."
[Fluttershy] "Are you okay?"
[PinkiePie] Pinkie Pie mimics you. "Ow!"
[Rarity] "Why?"
[TwilightSparkle] "Why would you ever do that?"
--- Event EV004 (4) ---

Logistics reports.
-----

Logistics reports.

[CHOICES]
  1: [Noted.]
  2: [Burn]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Noted.]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Burn]"
[Extra] [Dunno why they were buyin' so many domestic supplies.
[Extra] Seems like an odd place to sleep over in.]
--- Event EV005 (5) ---

Pages of some dossier pertaining to what appears to be some
foal?
-----

Pages of some dossier pertaining to what appears to be some
foal?

[CHOICES]
  1: [Noted.]
  2: [Burn]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Noted.]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Burn]"
[Rarity] "Interesting. They knew everything about her, or
[Rarity] at least, her athletic performance. Poor thing
[Rarity] had underdeveloped wings, apparently! Shame about
[Rarity] the censored names, I would've made her a scarf."
--- Event EV006 (6) ---

Reports regarding colour distribution, both in the populace
and in colour strip production.
-----

Reports regarding colour distribution, both in the populace
and in colour strip production.

[CHOICES]
  1: [Noted.]
  2: [Burn]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Noted.]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Burn]"
[TwilightSparkle] "Hm. I suppose Equestria IS quite lacking in green ponies.
[TwilightSparkle] Not sure what that has to do with rainbow colour strip
[TwilightSparkle] production, though. Maybe green ponies are better at
[TwilightSparkle] making... green?"
--- Event EV007 (7) ---

Intake reports.
-----

Intake reports.

[CHOICES]
  1: [Noted.]
  2: [Burn]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Noted.]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Burn]"
[PinkiePie] "WOWIE! This place only gets a few 'Intakes' a year!"
--- Event EV008 (8) ---

Pages of some dossier pertaining to what appears to be some
foal? There's a small image of the filly attached.
-----

Pages of some dossier pertaining to what appears to be some
foal? There's a small image of the filly attached.

[CHOICES]
  1: [Noted.]
  2: [Burn]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Noted.]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Burn]"
[Fluttershy] "She seems like a nice little filly. I hope she 
[Fluttershy] passed her flight exams, it said she was at risk..."
--- Event EV009 (9) ---

A crude drawing.
-----

A crude drawing.
[Extra] [I like this one. Ah' don't wanna burn it.]
--- Event Stick (13) ---

It's a stick.

[CHOICES]
  1: Leave
  2: Take

> BRANCH FOR: "Leave"

> BRANCH FOR: "Take"
--- Event Stick (14) ---

It's a stick.

[CHOICES]
  1: Leave
  2: Take

> BRANCH FOR: "Leave"

> BRANCH FOR: "Take"
--- Event Stick (15) ---

It's a stick.

[CHOICES]
  1: Leave
  2: Take

> BRANCH FOR: "Leave"

> BRANCH FOR: "Take"
--- Event EV016 (16) ---

[Extra] [Scooter wheel.]
[Fluttershy] "A scooter wheel? Why was a scooter all the way
[Fluttershy] up here?"
[PinkiePie] "A small wheel. Perhaps once operated by small
[PinkiePie] ponies..."
[Applejack] "It's a scooter wheel."
[PinkiePie] "A small scooter wheel..."
[Rarity] "A scooter wheel? Scootaloo had something like this."
[Applejack] "You think this is from Scoot's somehow?"
[Rarity] "I mean... I assume the manufacturer might've made
[Rarity] more than just the one scooter. Could be anypony's
[Rarity] scooter."
[TwilightSparkle] "A scooter wheel? Bizarre. Are they just burning
[TwilightSparkle] old Lost & Found objects? Did it just happen to
[TwilightSparkle] pop off of the scooter whilst they were burning
[TwilightSparkle] it?"
[Applejack] "Haven't seen a Lost & Found so far."
[TwilightSparkle] "Maybe so, but this is Cloudsdale - the town of
[TwilightSparkle] pegasi. It could just be in some other building
[TwilightSparkle] that they'd be able to reach in just a few minutes
[TwilightSparkle] of flight."
[Extra] "Still sorta weird."
[TwilightSparkle] She shrugged and spun the wheel with her hoof.
-----

[Extra] [Scooter wheel.]

[CHOICES]
  1: [Noted.]
  2: [Inspect.]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Noted.]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Inspect.]"
[Extra] [Nothing much to it. S'ppose Scoot's scooter had
[Extra] the same coloured wheels, but still.]
[Fluttershy] "A scooter wheel? Why was a scooter all the way
[Fluttershy] up here?"
[PinkiePie] "A small wheel. Perhaps once operated by small
[PinkiePie] ponies..."
[Applejack] "It's a scooter wheel."
[PinkiePie] "A small scooter wheel..."
[Rarity] "A scooter wheel? Scootaloo had something like this."
[Applejack] "You think this is from Scoot's somehow?"
[Rarity] "I mean... I assume the manufacturer might've made
[Rarity] more than just the one scooter. Could be anypony's
[Rarity] scooter."
[TwilightSparkle] "A scooter wheel? Bizarre. Are they just burning
[TwilightSparkle] old Lost & Found objects? Did it just happen to
[TwilightSparkle] pop off of the scooter whilst they were burning
[TwilightSparkle] it?"
[Applejack] "Haven't seen a Lost & Found so far."
[TwilightSparkle] "Maybe so, but this is Cloudsdale - the town of
[TwilightSparkle] pegasi. It could just be in some other building
[TwilightSparkle] that they'd be able to reach in just a few minutes
[TwilightSparkle] of flight."
[Extra] "Still sorta weird."
[TwilightSparkle] She shrugged and spun the wheel with her hoof.
--- Event EV017 (17) ---

[Extra] [Got some marbles.]
[PinkiePie] "Looks like somepony lost their marbles!"
[PinkiePie] "No but really, can you cremate marbles? I thought
[PinkiePie] they'd be immune... Maybe that's why they haven't
[PinkiePie] been cremated!"
--- Event EV018 (18) ---

[Extra] [There's small print if ya' lean in.]
"Input the crystal. Then, to charge it, burn some flammable
items in the fire!"
[Extra] [Flammable material. Suppose there's uh... Well,
[Extra] not really wood. Since it's made of clouds. Paper?
[Extra] Featherbrains haven't really figured out how to make
[Extra] paper from clouds... Ah' think.]
[Fluttershy] "Wildfires are so very sad, but I like the mushrooms
[Fluttershy] that grow after."
[Applejack] "What?"
[Fluttershy] "Sorry. I got distracted. I like fire. It's hypnotic.
[Fluttershy] Let's burn some paper and watch it burn together."
[Applejack] "What?"
[PinkiePie] "I'm not allowed near sources of fire without
[PinkiePie] supervision! But you're here, so it's OK. Let's
[PinkiePie] burn some... uhm... paper? Our coat? We can shave
[PinkiePie] eachother's coats off!"
[PinkiePie] "See, I win in that equation because I'd still be
[PinkiePie] pink without a coat."
[Applejack] "Ah'd be alright, but I'd need a sun-burn or uhh,
[Applejack] what's it called... a tan. I'd need a tan if ah'
[Applejack] wanted to come out on top too."
[PinkiePie] "Ponies can be all sorts of colours without their
[PinkiePie] coats, now that I think of it! Yellow for jaundice..
[PinkiePie] Blue for oxygen deprivation... Green for illness...
[PinkiePie] Orange for tans... Red for anger..."
[Applejack] "Out of curiousity, what sort of gem is this?"
[Rarity] "It's not a gem."
[Applejack] "Err...?"
[Rarity] "Not all crystals are classified as gemstones."
[Applejack] "Okay, so what's the difference like uh, scientifically?"
[Rarity] "Gemstones aren't exactly a strict scientific
[Rarity] category. There's a lot of *culture*, too. It's
[Rarity] ultimately up to a pony's judgement, draped over
[Rarity] science."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like things that work like that. Too
[Applejack] complicated over nothin'. Ah' used to think there
[Applejack] was some formula I was missin' in everythin' but
[Applejack] no it really is just uhh, immersion and all."
[Rarity] "I'm sure agriculture has plenty of adjacent matters?"
[Applejack] "Yeah but we do actually useful stuff so we're allowed
[Applejack] to call it whatever we want."
[Rarity] "Ah, of course. I should've guessed."
[TwilightSparkle] "This is a bizarre, probably unsafe design and I
[TwilightSparkle] could've made a better one."
[Applejack] "Are you gonna make it?"
[TwilightSparkle] "Probably not. Even if the passion for this particular
[TwilightSparkle] project struck me I wouldn't really want to go through
[TwilightSparkle] all the... BUREAUCRACY and all."
[Applejack] "They should make some sorta Bureau where smart ponies
[Applejack] can send in all their ideas and sketches and then the
[Applejack] Bureau ponies handle all the bureaucracy parts n' all."
[TwilightSparkle] "Ooh! That sounds like a good idea. Are you going
[TwilightSparkle] to help establish such a thing?"
[Applejack] "Probably not."
[Extra] [Hm...]

[CHOICES]
  1: [Leave]
  2: [Read small print]
  3: [Input]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Leave]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Read small print]"
"Input the crystal. Then, to charge it, burn some flammable
items in the fire!"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Input]"
[Extra] [Plopped it in.]
[Extra] [That doesn't quite fit.]
-----

[Extra] [Crystal's in. Gotta charge it up by findin' flammable
[Extra] material to throw into the fire...]

[CHOICES]
  1: [Leave]
  2: [Read small print]
  3: [Take crystal]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Leave]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Read small print]"
"Input the crystal. Then, to charge it, burn some flammable
items in the fire!"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Take crystal]"
[Extra] [Nah. Still chargin' it.]
-----

[Extra] [Crystal's in. Seems more vibrant than usual.]

[CHOICES]
  1: [Leave]
  2: [Read small print]
  3: [Take crystal]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Leave]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Read small print]"
"Input the crystal. Then, to charge it, burn some flammable
items in the fire!"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Take crystal]"
[Extra] [Bingo. Fully charged it up.]
-----

[Extra] [Crystal charger. Ain't got a use for it right now.]

[CHOICES]
  1: [Leave]
  2: [Read small print]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Leave]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Read small print]"
"Input the crystal. Then, to charge it, burn some flammable
items in the fire!"

--------- Map Layer3 ---------

--- Event EV001 (1) ---

[Extra] [What a bizarre place. Was expectin' more vats.]
[Fluttershy] "It's weird here."
[Applejack] "Don't worry 'bout it. We came in expectin' a shady
[Applejack] operation, weren't we?"
[PinkiePie] "TERRIBLE lighting!"
[Applejack] "Sorta' weird to see the cloud architecture indoors
[Applejack] without any lights. Ah' kinda assumed everything they'd
[Applejack] have would be all open n' free."
[PinkiePie] "Maybe they have a good reason?"
[Applejack] "There's always a good reason."
[Rarity] "This seems peculiar for a factory?"
[Applejack] "Maybe this is just the uhh, employee rec-room sorta
[Applejack] area? There's plenty of doors leadin' to other places."
[TwilightSparkle] "Bigger than I was expecting. Also I wonder how easy
[TwilightSparkle] it'd be for a pegasus to break into a cloud-home? I 
[TwilightSparkle] doubt clouds would offer much resistance. Maybe they
[TwilightSparkle] have special enchantments and wards?"
--- Event EV006 (6) ---

[Extra] [It's locked. Whatever. Can't go back now.]
--- Event EV010 (10) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV011 (11) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV012 (12) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV013 (13) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV014 (14) ---

[Extra] [Shield with an eye that's cryin' rainbows. Weird.]
--- Event EV015 (15) ---

[Extra] [Shield with an eye that's cryin' rainbows. Weird.]
--- Event EV016 (16) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV017 (17) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV018 (18) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV019 (19) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV020 (20) ---

[Extra] [Rainbow banner.
[Extra] Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.]
[PinkiePie] "One day they'll add pink. Not today. But one day."
[TwilightSparkle] "As smart as I am, intuitively these names didn't
[TwilightSparkle] make sense to me. I'd never call such a vibrant
[TwilightSparkle] cyan 'Blue'. I think. Or maybe I would? Worth
[TwilightSparkle] exploring further!"
--- Event EV021 (21) ---

[Extra] [Rainbow banner.
[Extra] Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.]
[PinkiePie] "One day they'll add pink. Not today. But one day."
[TwilightSparkle] "As smart as I am, intuitively these names didn't
[TwilightSparkle] make sense to me. I'd never call such a vibrant
[TwilightSparkle] cyan 'Blue'. I think. Or maybe I would? Worth
[TwilightSparkle] exploring further!"
--- Event EV022 (22) ---

[Extra] [Rainbow banner.
[Extra] Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.]
[PinkiePie] "One day they'll add pink. Not today. But one day."
[TwilightSparkle] "As smart as I am, intuitively these names didn't
[TwilightSparkle] make sense to me. I'd never call such a vibrant
[TwilightSparkle] cyan 'Blue'. I think. Or maybe I would? Worth
[TwilightSparkle] exploring further!"
--- Event EV023 (23) ---

[Extra] [Rainbow banner.
[Extra] Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.]
[PinkiePie] "One day they'll add pink. Not today. But one day."
[TwilightSparkle] "As smart as I am, intuitively these names didn't
[TwilightSparkle] make sense to me. I'd never call such a vibrant
[TwilightSparkle] cyan 'Blue'. I think. Or maybe I would? Worth
[TwilightSparkle] exploring further!"
--- Event EV024 (24) ---

[Extra] [It's locked. Whatever. Can't go back now.]
--- Event EV025 (25) ---

[Applejack] 
[Applejack] 
[Applejack] "Darn it, why ain't it openin'? Doesn't seem locked."
[Applejack] "Hm? Oh, it's a fancy door. And it ain't got one of
[Applejack] them powering crystals like I see with the other doors...
[Applejack] I gotta find a replacement."
[Fluttershy] "I tried putting a hoof through the cloudwall but 
[Fluttershy] it was too tough. They must've enchanted it."
[Extra] "Door isn't opening either."
[Fluttershy] "Hmm.."
[Fluttershy] "I see. Look, this door is missing its powering 
[Fluttershy] crystal. Maybe we need to find a replacement
[Fluttershy] crystal?"
[PinkiePie] "Hayseed! WAIT WAIT! Look! This door doesn't have the-
[PinkiePie] the little crystal thingies that power the door! We
[PinkiePie] need to find a replacement crystal!"
[Applejack] "You happen to have a spare one in that mane of yours?"
[PinkiePie] "Nooooope!"
[Applejack] "Then time for us to scrounge around."
[Rarity] "I see the issue. All the other doors had some bizarre
[Rarity] crystal attached, powering it through. This one lacks
[Rarity] such a thing, and so is presumably, ah, unpowered."
[TwilightSparkle] "I think I recognise the architecture of this door.
[TwilightSparkle] They're usually closed by default, and need some
[TwilightSparkle] powered crystals to, you know, open them up and stuff.
[TwilightSparkle] This one lacks such a crystal; so we have to find one."
-----

Locked door.

[CHOICES]
  1: [Leave]
  2: [Recall]
  3: [Insert]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Leave]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Recall]"
[Extra] "Hm. It's a fancy door. And it ain't got one of
[Extra] them powering crystals like I see with the other doors...
[Extra] I gotta find a replacement.]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Insert]"
[Applejack] "It fits! Just need to find a way to power it, it
[Applejack] got no pulp in it right now."
[Fluttershy] "It doesn't have any power in it yet. We have to find
[Fluttershy] a charging or powering machine, I think?"
[PinkiePie] "Hayseed! WAIT WAIT! Look! This door doesn't have the-
[PinkiePie] the little crystal thingies that power the door! We
[PinkiePie] need to find a replacement crystal!"
[Applejack] "You happen to have a spare one in that mane of yours?"
[PinkiePie] "Nooooope!"
[Applejack] "Then time for us to scrounge around."
[Applejack] "It fits! Just need to find a way to power it, it
[Applejack] got no pulp in it right now."
[Rarity] "It's not powered."
[Applejack] "You're a unicorn and yer' special talent is rocks.
[Applejack] Power it."
[Rarity] "Snide comment ASIDE, I *enchant* and cut gems. I don't
[Rarity] 'power' them, whatever that may mean in this context.
[Rarity] You can't just shunt magical power into rocks. It's
[Rarity] a 'whole thing'."
[Applejack] "Fine. Let's go lookin' for a proper charger or 
[Applejack] what-have-you then."
[Applejack] "It fits! Just need to find a way to power it, it
[Applejack] got no pulp in it right now."
[Applejack] "It fits! Just need to find a way to power it, it
[Applejack] got no pulp in it right now."
[TwilightSparkle] "I don't like pulp."
[Applejack] "Course' you'd say that, Canterlot Girl. You gotta
[Applejack] come out of your comfort zone a lil' more every
[Applejack] now and then. Nothin' hits as good as a fresh gulp
[Applejack] of pulp on your face."
[TwilightSparkle] "Right..."
[Applejack] "Speakin' of pulp. Why can't YOU just power it up
[Applejack] right now?"
[TwilightSparkle] "It's a proprietary structure and thaumic binding!
[TwilightSparkle] It'd take MONTHS of research to circumvent it...
[TwilightSparkle] Unless you were me."
[TwilightSparkle] "I think I'd only need *one* month, really."
[Applejack] "It fits! Just need to find a way to power it, it
[Applejack] got no pulp in it right now."
[Extra] [That ain't quite right.]
--- Event EV032 (32) ---

[Extra] [Hmph. Gotta input another code, but ah' don't got
[Extra] a Punchcard to even do it in the first place!]
[Applejack] "These games are startin' to test my patience."
[Fluttershy] "I don't like the name 'punchcard'. I think the
[Fluttershy] words we use might change how we uhm, act too.."
[Applejack] "There's a spit of truth to that. Kinda like how
[Applejack] Manehattan just got more evil ponies per capita.
[Applejack] Cus' of the accent and technology and apartments
[Applejack] and all."
[Applejack] "I realised just the other month that I can change
[Applejack] how ah' act in the day just through my first apple
[Applejack] of the day."
[Applejack] "Today ya' know Honeycrisp Applejack. Tomorrow? Heh.
[Applejack] Well that's a treat for another day."
[PinkiePie] "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
[Applejack] "WHAT?! What!"
[PinkiePie] "Sorry. I'm scared of computers because of Mare's Law.
[PinkiePie] DID YOU KNOW. PER 100 BITS OF COMPUTE. Processing power
[PinkiePie] DOUBLES every TWO years. One day a computer might be
[PinkiePie] able to do a THOUSAND calculations in a SECOND."
[Applejack] "Eheheh, oh Pinkie. Y'all are so random."
[PinkiePie] "There's a book I want you to read when you get
[PinkiePie] back home, OK Applejack? Ok. Actually I'll just
[PinkiePie] write it into your diary, it's OK. Everything's
[PinkiePie] OK... Hi
[Rarity] "I'm quite happy that Celestia intentionally stalls the
[Rarity] technology of things like this. Why, imagine if they were
[Rarity] able to, say, track a punchcard - and by extension, you!"
[Applejack] "Ah' don't mind being tracked I think."
[Rarity] "How much have you thought about it?"
[Applejack] "Not that much so give me a sec."
[Applejack] "Yeah I suppose ah' mind a little bit."
[TwilightSparkle] "Ooh, punch-cards. Those are neat. I actually have
[TwilightSparkle] a little computer system down in the basement! Believe
[TwilightSparkle] me, you do NOT want to use that thing during the Summer."
[Applejack] "Ah' still personally don't know what you use the
[Applejack] computer for."
[TwilightSparkle] "Honestly it fails me at every critical juncture,
[TwilightSparkle] but I'd be very upset if I lost it. So that must
[TwilightSparkle] mean it's secretly helping me."
[Extra] [Hmph. Gotta input another code, but ah' don't got
[Extra] a Punchcard to even do it in the first place!]
-----

[Extra] [Hm.]

[CHOICES]
  1: [Leave]
  2: [Input]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Leave]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Input]"
[Applejack] "Ah' got it! Finally!"
[Applejack] "We got it! Finally!"
[Fluttershy] "I hope we're almost done."
[PinkiePie] "In the world where I'm not a party pony I wanna
[PinkiePie] be the eccentric designer and puzzle master pony!"
[Applejack] "Don't let yer' current life path pigeonhole you. You
[Applejack] can still craft bizarre traps n' puzzles."
[Rarity] "Deeper into the immensely suspicous factory we go,
[Rarity] then?"
[Applejack] "Naturally."
[TwilightSparkle] "I hope every sector of the factory isn't like
[TwilightSparkle] this, it felt like a lot of work just for this
[TwilightSparkle] one door. Next time, we ought to bring some 
[TwilightSparkle] lockpicks."
[Applejack] "Or a stronger predisposition towards violence."
[Applejack] "Drats. Maybe ah'm missin' somethin?"
[Fluttershy] "Oh no... Is there something we missed?"
[PinkiePie] "Have we accounted... for all THINGS."
[Rarity] "Mmm. You're not going to bruteforce that one. Perhaps
[Rarity] there's something we missed somewhere?"
[TwilightSparkle] "Ugh. Did we miss something? I guess there are like,
[TwilightSparkle] four rooms here full of... stuff. Stuff can help us
[TwilightSparkle] solve other stuff!"
[Applejack] "That wasn't it. Ah' swear to Luna..."
--- Event EV040 (40) ---

[Extra] [Hmph. Gotta input another code, but ah' don't got
[Extra] a Punchcard to even do it in the first place!]
[Applejack] "These games are startin' to test my patience."
[Fluttershy] "I don't like the name 'punchcard'. I think the
[Fluttershy] words we use might change how we uhm, act too.."
[Applejack] "There's a spit of truth to that. Kinda like how
[Applejack] Manehattan just got more evil ponies per capita.
[Applejack] Cus' of the accent and technology and apartments
[Applejack] and all."
[Applejack] "I realised just the other month that I can change
[Applejack] how ah' act in the day just through my first apple
[Applejack] of the day."
[Applejack] "Today ya' know Honeycrisp Applejack. Tomorrow? Heh.
[Applejack] Well that's a treat for another day."
[PinkiePie] "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
[Applejack] "WHAT?! What!"
[PinkiePie] "Sorry. I'm scared of computers because of Mare's Law.
[PinkiePie] DID YOU KNOW. PER 100 BITS OF COMPUTE. Processing power
[PinkiePie] DOUBLES every TWO years. One day a computer might be
[PinkiePie] able to do a THOUSAND calculations in a SECOND."
[Applejack] "Eheheh, oh Pinkie. Y'all are so random."
[PinkiePie] "There's a book I want you to read when you get
[PinkiePie] back home, OK Applejack? Ok. Actually I'll just
[PinkiePie] write it into your diary, it's OK. Everything's
[PinkiePie] OK... Hi
[Rarity] "I'm quite happy that Celestia intentionally stalls the
[Rarity] technology of things like this. Why, imagine if they were
[Rarity] able to, say, track a punchcard - and by extension, you!"
[Applejack] "Ah' don't mind being tracked I think."
[Rarity] "How much have you thought about it?"
[Applejack] "Not that much so give me a sec."
[Applejack] "Yeah I suppose ah' mind a little bit."
[TwilightSparkle] "Ooh, punch-cards. Those are neat. I actually have
[TwilightSparkle] a little computer system down in the basement! Believe
[TwilightSparkle] me, you do NOT want to use that thing during the Summer."
[Applejack] "Ah' still personally don't know what you use the
[Applejack] computer for."
[TwilightSparkle] "Honestly it fails me at every critical juncture,
[TwilightSparkle] but I'd be very upset if I lost it. So that must
[TwilightSparkle] mean it's secretly helping me."
[Extra] [Hmph. Gotta input another code, but ah' don't got
[Extra] a Punchcard to even do it in the first place!]
-----

[Extra] [Hm.]

[CHOICES]
  1: [Leave]
  2: [Input]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Leave]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Input]"
[Applejack] "Ah' got it! Finally!"
[Applejack] "We got it! Finally!"
[Fluttershy] "I hope we're almost done."
[PinkiePie] "In the world where I'm not a party pony I wanna
[PinkiePie] be the eccentric designer and puzzle master pony!"
[Applejack] "Don't let yer' current life path pigeonhole you. You
[Applejack] can still craft bizarre traps n' puzzles."
[Rarity] "Deeper into the immensely suspicous factory we go,
[Rarity] then?"
[Applejack] "Naturally."
[TwilightSparkle] "I hope every sector of the factory isn't like
[TwilightSparkle] this, it felt like a lot of work just for this
[TwilightSparkle] one door. Next time, we ought to bring some 
[TwilightSparkle] lockpicks."
[Applejack] "Or a stronger predisposition towards violence."
[Applejack] "Drats. Maybe ah'm missin' somethin?"
[Fluttershy] "Oh no... Is there something we missed?"
[PinkiePie] "Have we accounted... for all THINGS."
[Rarity] "Mmm. You're not going to bruteforce that one. Perhaps
[Rarity] there's something we missed somewhere?"
[TwilightSparkle] "Ugh. Did we miss something? I guess there are like,
[TwilightSparkle] four rooms here full of... stuff. Stuff can help us
[TwilightSparkle] solve other stuff!"
[Applejack] "That wasn't it. Ah' swear to Luna..."

--------- Map Dorms ---------

--- Event EV001 (1) ---

[Applejack] "Heh, cute. Coloured mugs."
[Applejack] "Huh, would ya' look at that... One of them's still
[Applejack] got hot tea in em'. It's one of those uhh, mugs that 
[Applejack] show a picture when they're heated up. Just showin' a
[Applejack] number though."
[Applejack] *Sluuurp*. She downs the tea in one go, and the
[Applejack] number fades from the yellow mug.
[Fluttershy] "Look... The one with hot tea in it has a number
[Fluttershy] on it."
[Applejack] "Hm? Oh huh, it does!"
[Applejack] *Sluuurp*. She downs the tea in one go, and the
[Applejack] number fades from the yellow mug.
[Fluttershy] "What flavour tea was it?"
[Applejack] "Chai."
[Fluttershy] "Chai means 'tea'. So Chai Tea is 'Tea Tea'."
[Applejack] "Twice the goodness, if ya' ask me. Oh wait, look
[Applejack] at that! The number disappeared after I drunk it.."
[PinkiePie] "IT'S ONE OF THEM MUGS WHERE IT SHOWS A PICTURE IF
[PinkiePie] YOU PUT HOT STUFF IN IT!"
[Applejack] "Hm? Oh yeah, it is! Just shows a number... Got
[Applejack] hot tea in that one, too."
[PinkiePie] Pinkie pours it down onto the floor, and the image
[PinkiePie] of the number fades from the mug surface.
[PinkiePie] "The tea will drip onto somepony and give them
[PinkiePie] good luck."
[Applejack] "Seems a tad rude?"
[PinkiePie] "That somepony will be me."
[Applejack] "Hehe, right... Now, the mugs..."
[Rarity] "Oh, it's one of those gaudy little things. I
[Rarity] dislike these coloured mugs." 
[Applejack] "Ah' think it's thematic."
[Rarity] "They're a little too bright and monocoloured for
[Rarity] me. And that one has what appears to be number on
[Rarity] it for no discernible reason?"
[Applejack] "Huh, the one with still hot tea?"
[Rarity] "What else?"
[Applejack] *Sluuurp*. She downs the tea in one go, and the
[Applejack] number fades from the yellow mug.
[Rarity] "Interesting."
[TwilightSparkle] "The one with hot tea in it has a number on it.
[TwilightSparkle] Maybe this is correlated?"
[Applejack] "Maybe."
[Applejack] *Sluuurp*. She downs the tea in one go, and the
[Applejack] number fades from the yellow mug.
[TwilightSparkle] "Well that confirms that. But I wanted some too."
[Applejack] "Ya' want me to regurgitate it out like one of em'
[Applejack] birds?"
[TwilightSparkle] "APPLEJACK!"
[TwilightSparkle] "That is SO gross. You've NEVER made a joke like
[TwilightSparkle] that before."
[Applejack] "Heheh, oh buck up, would ya'? You need an iron
[Applejack] stomach for detective work."
[Applejack] "But alright, ah' had my fun. I'm sorry."
[TwilightSparkle] "Thank you. And if I was a bird, I would not be
[TwilightSparkle] the kind that eats VOMIT. I'd eat... seeds."
[Applejack] "And bugs."
[TwilightSparkle] "Euugh."
[Applejack] "Alright, alright, that's the last of that. Promise.
[Applejack] Now, the mugs..."
[Extra] [Hm...]

[CHOICES]
  1: [Leave]
  2: [Take]
  3: [Recall]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Leave]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Take]"
[Extra] [Got the mugs.]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Recall]"
[Extra] [They're just normal mugs. But one of them used to
[Extra] have hot tea in em', and that one had a number. When
[Extra] ah' got rid of the tea, the number disappeared.]
--- Event EV008 (8) ---

[Extra] [Shield with an eye that's cryin' rainbows. Weird.]
--- Event EV009 (9) ---

[Extra] [Shield with an eye that's cryin' rainbows. Weird.]
--- Event EV010 (10) ---

[Extra] [Rainbow banner.
[Extra] Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.]
[PinkiePie] "One day they'll add pink. Not today. But one day."
[TwilightSparkle] "As smart as I am, intuitively these names didn't
[TwilightSparkle] make sense to me. I'd never call such a vibrant
[TwilightSparkle] cyan 'Blue'. I think. Or maybe I would? Worth
[TwilightSparkle] exploring further!"
--- Event EV011 (11) ---

[Extra] [Found a pouch of bits.] 
[Extra] Reapropriated for investigation purposes.
-----

[Extra] [Already investigated this bunk n' lockbox.]
--- Event EV012 (12) ---

[Extra] [Found mah' internal capacity for love.]
-----

[Extra] [Already investigated this bunk n' lockbox.]
--- Event EV013 (13) ---

[Extra] [Found dust and lint.]
-----

[Extra] [Already investigated this bunk n' lockbox.]
--- Event EV014 (14) ---

[Extra] [Found a report.]
[I do not understand. Supervisor never returns boxes to
cargo. I do not say my grievances to him, but it becomes
troublesome to traverse. It is mildly troublesome to
traverse, for the hallway has been littered with boxes.]
-----

[Extra] [Already investigated this bunk n' lockbox.]

[CHOICES]
  1: Noted
  2: [Re-read report]

> BRANCH FOR: "Noted"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Re-read report]"
[I do not understand. Supervisor never returns boxes to
cargo. I do not say my grievances to him, but it becomes
troublesome to traverse. It is mildly troublesome to
traverse, for the hallway has been littered with boxes.]
--- Event EV015 (15) ---

[Extra] [Found a report.]
[It's scared of LIGHTS just gotta keep this in mind next
time we DROP SOMETHING DOWN BELOW. Maybe we should just
keep a magic flint on the standby in the brazier room
or something...]
-----

[Extra] [Already investigated this bunk n' lockbox.]

[CHOICES]
  1: Noted
  2: [Re-read report]

> BRANCH FOR: "Noted"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Re-read report]"
[It's scared of LIGHTS just gotta keep this in mind next
time we DROP SOMETHING DOWN BELOW. Maybe we should just
keep a magic flint on the standby in the brazier room
or something...]
--- Event EV016 (16) ---

[Extra] [Found a report.]
[Honestly the Yearling Program is a little wasteful. At best
we should just do a Primitive Extraction using the tools on
this floor and send them back; even the worst excuse of a
pegasi has plenty of room to grow.]
-----

[Extra] [Already investigated this bunk n' lockbox.]

[CHOICES]
  1: Noted
  2: [Re-read report]

> BRANCH FOR: "Noted"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Re-read report]"
[Honestly the Yearling Program is a little wasteful. At best
we should just do a Primitive Extraction using the tools on
this floor and send them back; even the worst excuse of a
pegasi has plenty of room to grow.]
--- Event EV017 (17) ---

[Extra] [Found a pouch of bits.] 
[Extra] Reapropriated for investigation purposes.
-----

[Extra] [Already investigated this bunk n' lockbox.]
--- Event EV018 (18) ---

[Extra] [Found some rolled up Wonderbolt poster and a 
[Extra] Daring Do novel.]
-----

[Extra] [Already investigated this bunk n' lockbox.]
--- Event EV019 (19) ---

[Extra] [An uncharged crystal? I'll be takin' that.]
--- Event EV020 (20) ---

[Extra] [Manacles. Chains. That sorta thing. Uhh... Maybe 
[Extra] it's for critter wranglin' n' heavy duty movin'?]

--------- Map Pool ---------

--- Event EV001 (1) ---

[Silhouette] "Just enjoying the water."
--- Event EV004 (4) ---

[Extra] [Shield with an eye that's cryin' rainbows. Weird.]
--- Event EV005 (5) ---

[Extra] [Shield with an eye that's cryin' rainbows. Weird.]
--- Event EV006 (6) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV007 (7) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV008 (8) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV009 (9) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV010 (10) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV011 (11) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV012 (12) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV013 (13) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV014 (14) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV015 (15) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV016 (16) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV017 (17) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV018 (18) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV019 (19) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV020 (20) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV021 (21) ---

[Extra] [Generic pony statue.]
--- Event EV022 (22) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV023 (23) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV024 (24) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV025 (25) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV026 (26) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV027 (27) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV028 (28) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV029 (29) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV030 (30) ---

[Extra] [Rainbow banner.
[Extra] Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.]
[PinkiePie] "One day they'll add pink. Not today. But one day."
[TwilightSparkle] "As smart as I am, intuitively these names didn't
[TwilightSparkle] make sense to me. I'd never call such a vibrant
[TwilightSparkle] cyan 'Blue'. I think. Or maybe I would? Worth
[TwilightSparkle] exploring further!"
--- Event EV031 (31) ---

[Extra] [Rainbow banner.
[Extra] Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.]
[PinkiePie] "One day they'll add pink. Not today. But one day."
[TwilightSparkle] "As smart as I am, intuitively these names didn't
[TwilightSparkle] make sense to me. I'd never call such a vibrant
[TwilightSparkle] cyan 'Blue'. I think. Or maybe I would? Worth
[TwilightSparkle] exploring further!"

--------- Map Shed ---------

--- Event EV001 (1) ---

[Extra] [Home is where the heart is.]

[CHOICES]
  1: [Leave]
  2: [Rejuvenate (1x)]
  3: [Save]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Leave]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Rejuvenate (1x)]"
[PinkiePie] "What was that?"
[Applejack] "Grit and skill."

> BRANCH FOR: "[Save]"
-----

[Extra] [Home is where the heart is.]

[CHOICES]
  1: [Leave]
  2: [Save]

> BRANCH FOR: "[Leave]"

> BRANCH FOR: "[Save]"
--- Event EV004 (4) ---

[Extra] [Got the key.]

--------- Map Torture ---------

--- Event EV014 (14) ---

There's something in the way.
--- Event EV021 (21) ---

The ponies do not acknowledge it.
--- Event EV023 (23) ---

It's locked.
--- Event EV024 (24) ---

[Extra] [Got the key.]
--- Event EV025 (25) ---

[Extra] [Shield with an eye that's cryin' rainbows. Weird.]
--- Event EV026 (26) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV027 (27) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV028 (28) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV029 (29) ---

[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Applejack] "Back in my day when we made sculptures they were in
[Applejack] shapes of things. Instead of just bein' shapes.
[Applejack] You're supposed to MAKE things OUT of shapes..."
[Fluttershy] "I think it's pretty. I want to touch it."
[Applejack] "Then touch it."
[Fluttershy] "I don't want to ruin it."
[Applejack] "Touch it or I'm touchin' it for ya'."
[Fluttershy] "..."
[Fluttershy] "Touch."
[Applejack] "There you go! And hey, it ain't even real art, so it's
[Applejack] not desecratin' anything either."
[Applejack] "This seems like the sorta' thing you'd make."
[PinkiePie] "Mmm... Too style-y! Not my style!"
[Applejack] "Oh yeah, ah' suppose. In my defense it's pretty
[Applejack] hard to model you in particularly deep granularity.
[Applejack] Though I'm pretty sure ah' understand your core.
[Applejack] So really it's the skin I don't get."
[Rarity] "Tacky."
[Applejack] "Ah' ain't a huge fan either. Looks like we CAN
[Applejack] agree about this sorta' thing!"
[Rarity] "Even a broken clock is right twice a day, darling."
[TwilightSparkle] "I like this sculpture."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't like this sculpture."
[TwilightSparkle] "Well maybe we should compromise and have no particular
[TwilightSparkle] feelings about the sculpture."
[Applejack] "Hmmm... Yokie. I can try."
-----

[Extra] [Weird featherbrain cloud sculpture.]
--- Event EV031 (31) ---

Locked.
--- Event EV032 (32) ---

Locked.
--- Event EV033 (33) ---

[Extra] [Syringes. Blood bags. Tubes. Weird doo-hickeys.]
--- Event EV034 (34) ---

[Applejack] "A table with restraints on it? Might be some sort
[Applejack] of dentist place."
[Fluttershy] "It has restraints. This must be a place for
[Fluttershy] surgery, I think."
[PinkiePie] "I've seen better restraints."
[Rarity] "Restraints. A few strands of coat and mane... Texture
[Rarity] and length suggests something that resembles either
[Rarity] a very small pony, or a pony that had been shaved and
[Rarity] then shaved again shortly after regrowing their coat."
[TwilightSparkle] "I think this is a surgical table. It doesn't
[TwilightSparkle] exactly look sterile though, and the restrains
[TwilightSparkle] puzzle me a little. So maybe it's for dentistry?
[TwilightSparkle] Or weird magical interventions?"
-----

[Extra] [Table with restraints. Weird.]
--- Event EV035 (35) ---

[Applejack] "A table with restraints on it? Might be some sort
[Applejack] of dentist place."
[Fluttershy] "It has restraints. This must be a place for
[Fluttershy] surgery, I think."
[PinkiePie] "I've seen better restraints."
[Rarity] "Restraints. A few strands of coat and mane... Texture
[Rarity] and length suggests something that resembles either
[Rarity] a very small pony, or a pony that had been shaved and
[Rarity] then shaved again shortly after regrowing their coat."
[TwilightSparkle] "I think this is a surgical table. It doesn't
[TwilightSparkle] exactly look sterile though, and the restrains
[TwilightSparkle] puzzle me a little. So maybe it's for dentistry?
[TwilightSparkle] Or weird magical interventions?"
-----

[Extra] [Table with restraints. Weird.]
--- Event EV036 (36) ---

No hose attached.
--- Event EV037 (37) ---

No hose attached.
--- Event EV038 (38) ---

[Extra] [Found a pouch of bits.] 
[Extra] Reapropriated for investigation purposes.
-----

[Extra] [Already investigated this bunk n' lockbox.]
--- Event EV039 (39) ---

[Extra] [Huge amount of cleaning supplies. Redundancy? Might
[Extra] be annoyin' importing and dragging in stuff over and
[Extra] over from the ground, maybe?]
--- Event EV040 (40) ---

[Extra] [Empty barrel.]
--- Event EV041 (41) ---

A rubber hose leading into the wall. At the end of the hose
is what appears to be some sort of syringe.
[Applejack] "Some bizarre way to deliver medicine?"
[Fluttershy] "I can't even imagine what that could be used for."
[PinkiePie] "I'm not sure if it's taking stuff OUT of ponies
[PinkiePie] or putting stuff IN ponies but either way it's going
[PinkiePie] in a PONY and that's SCARY."
[Rarity] "I hope they sterilise it after every use... Wouldn't
[Rarity] the needles become blunt? Maybe they have magic for 
[Rarity] that. Or perhaps the needle is detachable."
[TwilightSparkle] She sticks it into the wall and activates it.
[TwilightSparkle] "Hm. Appears to be sucking, as oppose to injecting."
--- Event EV042 (42) ---

[Applejack] "Erkh, there's a door all the way down there.
[Applejack] Ah'd have to move all them boxes to get there,
[Applejack] though."
[Fluttershy] "Oh my.. All those boxes are blocking the way to
[Fluttershy] the door down the hallway."
[Applejack] "We'll slide em' around and carve a path!"
[Fluttershy] "I can fly over them for you. Or haul you up so that
[Fluttershy] you're standing on the boxes."
[Applejack] "Nah. I wanna do it Colt Python style. Plus, if
[Applejack] an emergency happens, ah'd like a good old fashioned
[Applejack] land route in or out."
[PinkiePie] "The boxes are blocking up that hallway! Let's
[PinkiePie] start pushing them around to make way..."
[Rarity] "Hmph! Those boxes are blocking our path! We'll
[Rarity] have to push them around as to make a path through."
[TwilightSparkle] "The boxes appear to be... 'Pure Colour Extract'.
[TwilightSparkle] No wonder they're so heavy; even if they WEREN'T
[TwilightSparkle] enchanted and made of such bizarre material, it'd
[TwilightSparkle] be a little challenging to move."
[TwilightSparkle] "We'll just have to push them out of the way
[TwilightSparkle] box by box the old fashioned way. Let's get
[TwilightSparkle] cracking."

--------- Map Supervisor ---------

--- Event EV001 (1) ---

[Extra] [Shield with an eye that's cryin' rainbows. Weird.]
--- Event EV004 (4) ---

[Extra] [Rainbow banner.
[Extra] Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.]
[PinkiePie] "One day they'll add pink. Not today. But one day."
[TwilightSparkle] "As smart as I am, intuitively these names didn't
[TwilightSparkle] make sense to me. I'd never call such a vibrant
[TwilightSparkle] cyan 'Blue'. I think. Or maybe I would? Worth
[TwilightSparkle] exploring further!"
--- Event EV005 (5) ---

[Extra] [Rainbow banner.
[Extra] Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.]
[PinkiePie] "One day they'll add pink. Not today. But one day."
[TwilightSparkle] "As smart as I am, intuitively these names didn't
[TwilightSparkle] make sense to me. I'd never call such a vibrant
[TwilightSparkle] cyan 'Blue'. I think. Or maybe I would? Worth
[TwilightSparkle] exploring further!"
--- Event EV006 (6) ---

[Got a Punch Card].

--------- Map Bloods ---------

--- Event EV002 (2) ---

[Applejack] "                                           "
[Extra] [                                      
[Extra]                                        ]
[Fluttershy] "                                            
[Fluttershy] 
[Fluttershy]                         "
[Applejack] "                                           "
[Fluttershy] "                                             "
[Applejack] "                                           "
[PinkiePie] "           ! I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT!"
[Applejack] "                                           "
[PinkiePie] "I DON'T KNOW!"
[Applejack] "                                "
[PinkiePie] "I guess it's the best we can do."
[Rarity] "               
[Rarity]                        "
[Applejack] "                                           "
[Rarity] "                                            "
[Rarity] "                                             
[Rarity] 
[Rarity]                " 
[TwilightSparkle] "                                      
[TwilightSparkle]         "
[TwilightSparkle] "                                      ..."
[Applejack] "                                          
[Applejack]                      "
--- Event EV044 (44) ---

[Extra] [Rainbow banner.
[Extra] Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet.]
[PinkiePie] "One day they'll add pink. Not today. But one day."
[TwilightSparkle] "As smart as I am, intuitively these names didn't
[TwilightSparkle] make sense to me. I'd never call such a vibrant
[TwilightSparkle] cyan 'Blue'. I think. Or maybe I would? Worth
[TwilightSparkle] exploring further!"
--- Event EV045 (45) ---

[Extra] [Shield with an eye that's cryin' rainbows. Weird.]
--- Event EV046 (46) ---

[Extra] [Shield with an eye that's cryin' rainbows. Weird.]
--- Event EV047 (47) ---

[Extra] [Shield with an eye that's cryin' rainbows. Weird.]
--- Event EV048 (48) ---

[Extra] [Shield with an eye that's cryin' rainbows. Weird.]
--- Event EV049 (49) ---

[Extra] [Shield with an eye that's cryin' rainbows. Weird.]
--- Event EV050 (50) ---

[Extra] [Shield with an eye that's cryin' rainbows. Weird.]
--- Event EV051 (51) ---

[Extra] [Shield with an eye that's cryin' rainbows. Weird.]

--------- Map End ---------

--- Event EV002 (2) ---

[RainbowDash] Rainbow Dash is playing around with a scalpel, setting
[RainbowDash] up her tools. "Doo-doo doo, fastest fliers in Equestria...
[RainbowDash] Doo-doo-doo, hey-"
[Applejack] "RAINBOW! Out of all the ponies ah' was expecting
[Applejack] to find here! What are you doin' to Scootaloo?! What
[Applejack] in the Sam Hill is this place?"
[RainbowDash] "Oh uh, hey, yo! What's up! How's the farm going!
[RainbowDash] How are you even UP here?!"
[Applejack] "Shutup. Give me one reason ah' shouldn't drag you to 
[Applejack] Canterlot and have you turned into a statue right now."
[Fluttershy] "I'm very disappointed in you, Rainbow."
[PinkiePie] "Can I just say. We're having the most insane Sunday."
[RainbowDash] "It's Moonday."
[PinkiePie] "Can I just say. We're having the most insane Moonday."
[Rarity] "We might have to burn Cloudsdale down. What were
[Rarity] any of you *thinking*?"
[RainbowDash] "I'm pretty sure this is more of a Moon Banishment
[RainbowDash] sort of thing if anything."
[Applejack] "Ah'm gonna banish my hoof into your face if you don't
[Applejack] start takin' this seriously."
[RainbowDash] "HEY! I'll banish MY hoof into YOUR face if you don't...
[RainbowDash] stop banishing hooves!"
[TwilightSparkle] "Girls, please! We're getting distracted from the
[TwilightSparkle] industrial foal-killing factory!"
[RainbowDash] "Okay, listen."
[RainbowDash] "Listen."
[RainbowDash] "Listen."
[Applejack] "Spit it out."
[RainbowDash] "Listen."
[RainbowDash] "HOW."
[RainbowDash] "Can we make rainbows if we didn't do this? It's for
[RainbowDash] like, the greater good, dude."
[Applejack] "Ah' don't think literally anythin' in Celestia's beautiful
[Applejack] flat, green Equestria would justify systematic foal murder,
[Applejack] Rainbow."
[Fluttershy] "Why do we need rainbows?"
[RainbowDash] "Okay, hey, that's not my department. That is NOT
[RainbowDash] my department. We just DO, okay? It's what like, gives
[RainbowDash] everything else colour and stuff."
[PinkiePie] "We couldddd... Use mirror pool clones? Or have
[PinkiePie] a donation program? Or look into alternatives? Or
[PinkiePie] make-do without rainbows?"
[RainbowDash] "No see the problem there is that ALL of that
[RainbowDash] sounds way more complicated than like, doing what
[RainbowDash] we're currently doing. But sure."
[Applejack] "Bureaucratically it sounds a lot easier to do any
[Applejack] of the stuff Pinkie said, ah' think."
[RainbowDash] "Uh-huh. Where are your wings? Oh what's that? NEITHER
[RainbowDash] of you guys have wings? And you're lecturing a
[RainbowDash] PEGASUS on how to do PEGASUS stuff? Ugh."
[Rarity] "Rainbow, you're not going to word-kungfu us into 
[Rarity] becoming pro-foal murder."
[RainbowDash] "It sounds REALLY bad if you put it like that and
[RainbowDash] ignore ALL the benefits. Like rainbows."
[TwilightSparkle] "I can't even imagine how you come to pitch an operation
[TwilightSparkle] of this scale. This must've been going on for a long
[TwilightSparkle] while, I imagine.
[TwilightSparkle] "Like, for the greater good, sure... What did we do
[TwilightSparkle] BEFORE the foal murder factories?"
[RainbowDash] "You know what? Fine. FINE. I'm adding this to the 
[RainbowDash] LIST."
[Applejack] "What list."
[RainbowDash] "The LIST of things Applejack has done specifically
[RainbowDash] to hurt ME."
[Applejack] "That ain't a real list."
[RainbowDash] "It's a MENTAL LIST it lives in my brain and it is
[RainbowDash] LONG."
[Applejack] "Rainbow! Consarn it, ya' keep getting us OFF track!
[Applejack] You were literally about to gut a foal! Practically
[Applejack] yer' sister, that one!"
[Fluttershy] "Am I on the list?"
[RainbowDash] "No! I don't have the heart to put YOU on the list!"
[Fluttershy] "But you have the heart to exploit, kill and butcher
[Fluttershy] foals."
[RainbowDash] "Different ballparks, Flutts. Different ballparks."
[PinkiePie] "Can I be on the list?"
[RainbowDash] "You're already on it!"
[PinkiePie] "Oh you!"
[Applejack] "Ah' am going to tear your wings off if you try to
[Applejack] fly from this, Rainbow."
[Rarity] "I already know I must be on the list. So I will
[Rarity] instead ask, how many times?"
[RainbowDash] "0. I kinda just assume you're always gonna grate
[RainbowDash] against me so like, I don't NEEEED you on the list.
[RainbowDash] AJ though? AJ's crafty."
[Rarity] "I'M crafty!"
[Applejack] "Honesty is my whole thing! Lil' antithetical to
[Applejack] craftiness!"
[TwilightSparkle] "I can't believe it but.. We're going to have to make
[TwilightSparkle] murder illegal. This shouldn't have to be a written
[TwilightSparkle] law!"
[RainbowDash] "WHAT!"
[RainbowDash] "You can't just ban everything you dislike! What if I
[RainbowDash] don't like apples? Can I just ban all the apples?"
[Applejack] "If y'all ban apples we're gonna have words."
[RainbowDash] "Oh my Celesti-IT'S A HYPOTHETICAL!"
[Applejack] "Don't care. Don't speak ill of apples."
[TwilightSparkle] "There's also a considerable difference between banning
[TwilightSparkle] a food item, and again, industrial foal murder machines."
[Applejack] "You took everythin' from these poor fillies. They
[Applejack] got no choice in the matter!"
[RainbowDash] "Woah hey now, they have choice. They can... run! Or
[RainbowDash] hide. That's two things!"
[Applejack] "Rainbow."
[RainbowDash] 
[RainbowDash] 
[Applejack] "Seriously?"
[Applejack] "Celestia almighty. We really do gotta raze this
[Applejack] place to the ground. Ah' don't even know what to
[Applejack] say to that mare."
[Fluttershy] "Rainbow's a good pony. She just got in the wrong
[Fluttershy] crowd. Let's just bring Scootaloo home and tell 
[Fluttershy] Twilight to write a letter."
[Fluttershy] "Uhm, speaking of all this. Uhm. Should we be concerned
[Fluttershy] about the inexplicable hole in the middle of the room?"
[PinkiePie] "I think she needs alone time. And we need to... huh,
[PinkiePie] wait. Where DOES that hole in the middle of the room
[PinkiePie] lead to?"
[Rarity] "I can't believe she'd do this. I can't believe she'd
[Rarity] do this! So incredibly non-chalant about it all, too!
[Rarity] How dare she!"
[Extra] "Settle down."
[Rarity] "She killed *children*, Applejack. And the hole!
[Rarity] Why is there a hole?"
[TwilightSparkle] "I've got a tracking spell on her, but it'll snap off
[TwilightSparkle] if she moves too great of a distance too quickly. Which
[TwilightSparkle] she probably will! But she might sulk, so I'm betting
[TwilightSparkle] on that."
[TwilightSparkle] "I don't know what drove her to this. But she's a good
[TwilightSparkle] pony. Loyal to a fault, evidently. We'll help her get
[TwilightSparkle] better."
[TwilightSparkle] "Right after we examine the inexplicably deep hole
[TwilightSparkle] right in the middle of the room, naturally."
[Extra] "It's just a hole. Maybe for waste products or somethin'?"

